hahaha ok la i go pick one to draw today

Today, while finishing up raking leaves, I decided it would be a fun idea to jump into them. After rolling around in the leaves for a bit, I smelled something funny. Turns out I was rolling around in dog shit. FML

Every avant garde artist needs a USP (unique selling point)

In my debut foray into the realm of fine arts, I will hereby present my signature work...........The Inconsequential Yellow Man
Pretext: This mindblowing picture is not drawn on canvas. It is not painted. There is no frame.

The work itself:
Two Horizontal lines right thru the middle. It is yellow. The lines look sad, it divides. An outline of a man at the edge of the horizon. He is yellow. It doesnt matter. A larger outline of a man, his arms folded in a domineering way. Dark shades colours the man. Yellow belt, yellow hat, and yellow shirt is drawn on him. His face is peppered with yellow pimples. He is smiling, but only just. He looked pleased with himself, and rightly so. In his pocket, a yellow watch. No stains on his shirt. Trees are drawn above the horizon.

The artist bows.

Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML

Guys i'll be away for this weekend for debate training, and will be away again next week for a debate tournament.
So, most prolly until another 2 weeks time, there won't be any FMLs.
See how la if i got time during the training/tourney i'll update a bit la. Otherwise, no daily lulz unless some other guys wanna help to draw some

hope to continue this when things finish
see ya

This morning, I drove to a store, bought a lot of snacks for few days of FML comics, then after a few comics, I saw MyKy posted no FML comics for 2 weeks starting from today. FML

Yesterday, I have a lot of work, new production engineer used my computer for facebook.. damn, and ask for one minutes but ended up with 5minutes . I decided to change the host file. Enjoice + profit . FML

Today, I found out that my mom called my boss informing him that I am a little behind on some college projects. She felt he should know that she fears I might not be able to graduate on the planned date. My boss had already offered me a permanent job. I may not get that job now. FML