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My Artistic Debut
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TSSquidward
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 Nov 12 2009, 03:24 PM, updated 17y ago
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Every avant garde artist needs a USP (unique selling point)
In my debut foray into the realm of fine arts, I will hereby present my signature work...........The Inconsequential Yellow Man
Pretext: This mindblowing picture is not drawn on canvas. It is not painted. There is no frame.
The work itself:
Two Horizontal lines right thru the middle. It is yellow. The lines look sad, it divides. An outline of a man at the edge of the horizon. He is yellow. It doesnt matter. A larger outline of a man, his arms folded in a domineering way. Dark shades colours the man. Yellow belt, yellow hat, and yellow shirt is drawn on him. His face is peppered with yellow pimples. He is smiling, but only just. He looked pleased with himself, and rightly so. In his pocket, a yellow watch. No stains on his shirt. Trees are drawn above the horizon.
The artist bows.
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skystrike
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Nov 12 2009, 03:27 PM
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hikashi
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Nov 12 2009, 03:31 PM
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QUOTE(Caveat Emptor @ Nov 12 2009, 03:27 PM) masterpiece.... |
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ah liew
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Nov 12 2009, 03:32 PM
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please, do sumthing useful
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TSSquidward
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Nov 12 2009, 03:34 PM
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QUOTE(ah liew @ Nov 12 2009, 03:32 PM) please, do sumthing useful how dare u insult the community that shapes the minds of people! Oh picasso, we have been sullied and shamed! |
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ah liew
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Nov 12 2009, 03:36 PM
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QUOTE(Squidward @ Nov 12 2009, 03:34 PM) how dare u insult the community that shapes the minds of people! Oh picasso, we have been sullied and shamed! shadap............... brainless sotong |
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TSSquidward
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Nov 12 2009, 03:40 PM
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it seemed i have made a mistake. i should unveil my work at 2am malaysia time, not 3pm malaysia time.
it is I who is to be blamed, for I have forgotten this minor fact!
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beelzebob13
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Nov 12 2009, 03:42 PM
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yes...timing is everything. everything is also everything.
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TSSquidward
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Nov 12 2009, 03:53 PM
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where is the standing ovation?
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Shadow Kun
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Nov 12 2009, 03:54 PM
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my art  |
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beelzebob13
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Nov 12 2009, 03:55 PM
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QUOTE(Squidward @ Nov 12 2009, 03:53 PM) where is the standing ovation? at 02:01am  |
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TSSquidward
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Nov 12 2009, 03:57 PM
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QUOTE(beelzebob13 @ Nov 12 2009, 03:55 PM) at 02:01am yes, yes.. wait wait for them to awake. |
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marsupilami
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Nov 12 2009, 03:57 PM
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mana drill of yer artistic ass?
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TSSquidward
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Nov 12 2009, 04:00 PM
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QUOTE(marsupilami @ Nov 12 2009, 03:57 PM) mana drill of yer artistic ass? its in your mind. I have gone beyond visual cubism. its now visual-inference cubism |
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TSSquidward
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Nov 13 2009, 01:50 AM
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QUOTE(marsupilami @ Nov 12 2009, 03:57 PM) mana drill of yer artistic ass? A revival! Behold this glorious work of art! |
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MyKy44
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Nov 13 2009, 02:17 AM
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QUOTE(Squidward @ Nov 12 2009, 03:24 PM) Every avant garde artist needs a USP (unique selling point) In my debut foray into the realm of fine arts, I will hereby present my signature work...........The Inconsequential Yellow Man Pretext: This mindblowing picture is not drawn on canvas. It is not painted. There is no frame. The work itself: Two Horizontal lines right thru the middle. It is yellow. The lines look sad, it divides. An outline of a man at the edge of the horizon. He is yellow. It doesnt matter. A larger outline of a man, his arms folded in a domineering way. Dark shades colours the man. Yellow belt, yellow hat, and yellow shirt is drawn on him. His face is peppered with yellow pimples. He is smiling, but only just. He looked pleased with himself, and rightly so. In his pocket, a yellow watch. No stains on his shirt. Trees are drawn above the horizon. The artist bows. Behold, teh making of teh mastahpiss!  This post has been edited by MyKy44: Nov 13 2009, 02:18 AM |
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SUSruffaz
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Nov 13 2009, 02:19 AM
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where is it?
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g3n0c1d3
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Nov 13 2009, 02:21 AM
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nice one mr myky!
(even i dont get what the hell does it means..) but i enjoyed the presentation...
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MyKy44
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Nov 13 2009, 02:27 AM
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QUOTE(g3n0c|d3 @ Nov 13 2009, 02:21 AM) nice one mr myky! (even i dont get what the hell does it means..) but i enjoyed the presentation... like hell i have any idea wat it meant, nor his obsession with yellow  hahaha |
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