when i discussed with giotto, we wanted just 1 ref and no linesmen. alternatively we can have 2 linesmen cum ref like futsal. how?

i want offside rule. there are too many curi ayam strikers and difficult for uncles to chase young strikers

if you guys are serious about playing football long term, have to get used to offside rule.

we will. but we will still hide mallet, oversized wrench in our undersized pants just in case the ref/linesman is too biased

errr.... i can see pono and kang

pono - not hard to guess
kang - the thin guy behind "bruce lee". the guy who did the praying mantis stance

errr.... i looked like him when i was much younger

This post has been edited by waile: Jul 14 2009, 02:45 PM

if giotto is still limping, yes he can pass for Wong Kam Yau Keok. of course the old misai fella, not the young one before his leg got broken by the mobs.

why don't you guys wear like the shaolin team?

This post has been edited by waile: Jul 14 2009, 05:40 PM

the jersey must be protein rich by now

choi! choi! spit and say again

ben will spare you one with one condition. he has to be one who tears it out later together your nipple hairs. ben sure likes to hear your scream.

normally what does ben do to your nipples?

i just bought a new adidas football and a gym exercise ball. i'll pass the exercise ball to you guys to warm up.

i think u all bought a "training" type. training type is light and bouncy. i bought the 2006 teamgeist replique, 69.90 but less 50% ... hahaha... uncle is cheapskate

for the exercise ball, you don't need your doll gf, there is a built-in hole with flexible diameter

shiitt... i just overtook giotto as the top poster of this thread

This post has been edited by waile: Jul 16 2009, 10:02 AM

eh, can buy one for me ah? uncle very lonely lah here in kulim and being a cheapskate i don't go out for cheonging.

the model that you have can moan one or not? i mean the moaning can vary with the speed of your thrusting. if can speak japanese is one is even better. multilingual is of course most ideal

*switch to japanese*

"kimochi...... yamete yamete.......... "

*switch to english*

"OMFG ....harder harder don't stop.... yeah yeah "

*switch to cantonese*

???? any expert in HK ones?

imagine that in ben's voice!!!

potong stim

whatever it is, a non-blue shirt with a BLUE word on it does not count as a BLUE shirt

This post has been edited by waile: Jul 16 2009, 05:02 PM

are you sure it was futsal? malam jumaat kot

just to let you guys know your opponents tomorrow

Age: range from late 20s-45 (uncle is not the oldest ok)
Skillset: mostly futsal players
Skill level: there are at least 3 who can't kick straight

We have 18 on my side.

Please give chance ok, don't whack us 12-0

Giotto thanks for the game and I still owe you one Milo-ais.

and many thanks to Doggy for being a competent and impartial ref. His standard is almost on par with FIFA certified refs. I had wanted to pass a "cheong all you can" voucher to you but I sayang and in the end I sapu-ed all.

I was in a dilemma in deciding who to join for brunch. But they were talking about a new cheong center in town and they are going to share the ratings of the MLs during brunch and therefore it's not too difficult to decide who to join finally.

Sorry we did not give much fight that would have made your victory a lot sweeter. If fact our GK gifted your team with so many opportunities.
Except for 1 or 2 players, the rest are futsal players who haven't played on a football pitch for a very long time. You could see they were lost. The scoreline was actually quite kind to us.

Very sorry for the 2 not so pleasant incidences. Those were really unnecessary but during the heat of the game, cumulated frustrations can make a person loses his sense. The first incidence (in the first 3min), that uncle was very afraid of injury so please bear with his outburst. The indian guy who was involved in the 2nd incidence is actually a very guy off field and most of the guys who played are his friends. So no hard feelings please.

Giotto, your single handed save was probably the save of the day and the best I've seen from you

I dunno what happened to me today, my stamina was the worst one. I'm still developing cramps every now and then.

Doggy, where did you kena saman? On my way back saw a speed trap. I was going a little bit higher than 80km/h. Not sure will receive a compound in a few days time or not

almost the same feeling except that i was carrying 3 kg of sai instead of a foetus

so no futsal this monday?

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Added on July 19, 2009, 10:21 am
giotto was hogging the middle lane? damn

when i passed there about 11.30, 2 patrol cars were "camping" at the roadside but they haven't put up the cones yet. probably just setup



almost the same feeling except that i was carrying 3 kg of sai instead of a foetus


awie, we all know that u take game very seriously and it's a positive attitude but since this is just a friendly a "sorry" (even though it wasn't your fault) would have sufficed to cool things down very effectively. i don't think it will make u look sissy in the eyes of your teammates.


adrian or his nick berserk is a damn good CB. with his experience in the social league i'm not surprised that our strike force would hit a wall. the team manager should put me as a striker lah but there were too many players who couldn't fit into other positions. and these are blardy futsal players. they've not played offside for many years or probably none in their life.


so no futsal this monday?


This post has been edited by waile: Jul 19 2009, 10:21 AM

he claimed that you went at him with your elbow. he is now nursing a bruised rib. every time he coughs his rib would ache.


there was a livina on middle lane when he suddenly slowed down. since there was a car on the fast lane, i swerved to the left most lane and overtook him and stared cock at him. luckily there was a car on the fast lane, if not i think i kena already.


ya i thought so. when i crossed mike's path he crashed into me and fell, i quickly offered my hand of gayship so that no penalty would be called.


i could only join if it's saturday evening game.
old trusty CB? mine is an old trusty LJ.


i wanted to pangsai that morning but they only have sitting type. for public toilet , i prefer squat type. so i had to carry the 3kilo of sai that morning, that explained the cramp similar to porno's wife before giving birth.

i think i skip today's futsal. my frail body is still aching all over

that time i believed they've just setup and therefore quota not met yet. once quota is met and if you are lucky and greet them '"datuk" they might let you off with a "warning"