26th October, Monday game
SP Subang Grand
8pm to 10pm
Court 4
Match Report aka The Freshie Foo ShowFreshie Foo announced his arrival on the LYN scene with style, as he won the heart of his teammate with a winning display of desire, hunger and lust for the balls… But enough about Ben's man crush, Freshie Foo played futsal quite well also.
In a team filled with the emo-ness of Ben, Terry and Leon, Foo was a breath of
fresh air to his team
(Haha good one right?) Clad in Edgar Davids style
dreadlocks goggles, Foo was everywhere on the court, scoring goals and preventing them as well. One incident which gained stood out was the goal line clearance where he slid in after the keeper was beaten by the shot, and almost providing his gonads as a sacrifice for the goal post.
Cheerleader in chief, Kang, was estatic. Ben
creamed screamed with delight.
Another highlight was the back-flick goal that trickled in between the legs of keeper Sex Fibreglass. Ben was overheard saying Foo can trickle between his legs anytime.
The debutant Foo also showed he had a mean streak about him as well, as he dished out a hard (but fair) challenge on Fibreglass. Within 15-20 minutes after that, the unlucky Fibreglass called it a night and left with a lady friend. Perhaps the unlucky guy was hoping to get lucky.
Meanwhile, off the court, there was a hot debate on whether Freshie Foo is related to James or Ben. After much argument, we decided that Foo is the long lost lovechild of James and Ben who has Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome (which is rapid ageing disease. I googled it. See, you can learn stuff on LYN futsal thread).
All in all, it was a M-o-M performance from Freshie Foo... And please don't be afraid of Kang and Ben... Kang is harmless.
In other news, James flicked the ball over me (Gazza vs Colin Hendry style) and scored.