NAZ might need it...

We don't intend to win.. we will take you even with one leg...

This post has been edited by ponomariov: Nov 13 2009, 10:52 AM

MICHEAL LAUDRUP OUT OF CONFED CUP, MAN CHUNG FUMING AND PUT A CHEONGING BAN

Micheal "Keyboard Warrior" Laudrup recently suggested that he would be pulling out from the MC Crazy Gang Confed Squad due to cockstrain.
This has left the team with another key person injured and also left Man Chung Capello fuming over the injury saying NO MORE CHEONGING while dining with Charlen Choi and leaving with two other hot chicks.

Famous with his cheonging activities in Kulim, this certainly would not go down well with Capello as it nearing the tournament. This would definately effect a famouse technique of the two Laudrup brothers of Skim Cepat Goal and would seriously hurt Crazy Gang chances of even qualifying for the knock out stages.

Man Chung Capello is however not too keen on putting down hopes on Micheal as he is importance to the team. After being reached for comment, he replied, " We will have our medical staff take a look at in between his upper thigh and with some penetration, maybe he would play"

Froggy Leg Kang would definately be the best candidate to replace Micheal, but others in running including out of retirement Zidane and Bent the Dickup Far. Capello comments, "We might need froggy more to patch up our leaky defence but it would be depending on the training this Saturday". Froggy has always been critised for his lack of shots on target might need to improve on this.

On another note, Flying Kepak Naz is happy there is an ambulance standing by in case of injury.
Micheal "Pono" Owen has finally said he will turn up for this Saturday training. Despite constantly being leftout in his current club Manchester Utd to a bench warmer, he said he would dazzle the team with a commited performance.


Reuters..

This post has been edited by ponomariov: Nov 13 2009, 12:33 PM

Session confirm or not tomorrow no matter.
What matter we are there tomorrow.

Apa ni.... cheongster website kar... kanineh.....

Sigh I only play pirate games

16 November 2009, Monday game
8pm to 10pm
Court 4

1.terry
2.arroyos
3. naz
4.BenedictHHH
5. pono
21.

wah today only got 10 ppl:P

ps: but the crazy gang manager is sometimes arsenal or england

Froggy & Zidane on Song for Lyn Futsal but Ronaldo stole the show

As international break comes to an end. League soccer started for the last quater of the season. Froggy Kang and Zidane Arroyos stole the show superb defensive cooperation and also creative on the field. They basically running circles around their opponent. Despite feeding to the teammates brilliantly, the rest were helpful to squander all chances. Team include Adrian Mutu, Ronaldo Ori (but field soccer tak boleh score) and also Micheal "Pono" Essien. Those wanna join True Fitness please call pono.. I will introduce you to Orange.

However the star of the day indeed new comer Ronaldo. Yes not LYN very own Ronaldo Ori.. but Nik Ronaldo Yah Yah ... And saying the current Ronaldo is a fake.
One of the most exciting player and is considered a gem for Man Chung Capello... He is surely in the running to represent the Crazy Gang this coming week due to extra favouritsm. Man Chung Capello says he willing to change his name to Man Chung Ferguson if he plays for Crazy Gang.
During interview, Yah Yah admited to be the Luis Nazario when he was young and used to play for Barcelona and Inter Milan before turning to tranvestite prostitute. Now he is back in the league to prove he is back in the game and would love to meet Ben thedick Up Far. However Ben thedick up far decide to FFK.

Doggy James also did him self no favours to join up Crazy Gang by scoring two wonderful own goals. (should not play when you are drunk) First goal was a glancing header into the top corner and the second and back header pass the league most expensive keeper Bul. Also doggy is no longer the physcial man he use to be as he dogged by injury and also easily run down by Micheal "Pono" Essien. But his heart is no less than roy keane's and definately crazy enough now.

There is another debutant Darren Fletcher, there was no highlight in his game. However highlight was Froggy Kang was delibrately walking past and staring at his gf all the time.
Many wonder if this is the reason he played so well today.

Other stars who played on Monday including Brazilian "Emo" Terry, Naz the Flying Kepak, Shah Deco, Kartun Wang and Lipping King who all played well.
Dissapointing display on for Freshie Foo again today as he was without brother Ben thedick Up Far. His debut created too many unwanted attention making him the most marked man on LYN Futsal League.

Andrew "Leon" Johnson Crasher pulls out from Crazy gang being shown the "Red Card"

Yet another casuality in the Crazy Gang Squad. This time is Andrew Leon Johnson has to pulled out after receive a red card and the ban is during the tournament. Man Chung Capello now have to cope yet another loss in striking options. Already have to accept the fate that the twins Wai Lee Carsley would not be available due to cockstrain, he is counting Steven Thomas Graveson has vowed to carry on playing. Also the Lipping King is also playing in Bintulu Jungle and Oil Bath Nation Cup. Wai Lee Carsley position is replaced officially replaced by Froggy Kang. Capello now is praying that Anchoring Forward Micheal "Pono" Essien would finally find his right touches to pass and score but recent form show he is far from fit.

Now the Crazy Gang has another slot of opening. Man Chung Capello said he won't be rushed into making a replacement. However has commented, he would not be bringing teenager Theo Violett as he is not a Sven Goran Erikson. He not going to bring him not play him. Capello said, the boy has the talent to play for Crazy Gang but now is too early to expose the next Cexs Fiberglass.
Candidates in running now include Zidane Arroyos, Ben thedick Up Far and rejuvanted Nik Ronaldo Yah Yah.

This post has been edited by ponomariov: Nov 17 2009, 03:34 PM

LYN FUTSAL confirm Zidane Arroyos out for "four weeks"

LYN FUTSAL will be breathing a huge sigh of relief after it was confirmed that star player Zidane Arroyos will only be sidelined for "approximately four weeks'" after partially tearing a breast ligament on yesterday league match.

Initially it had been feared the Crazy Gang playmaker could be set for a much-longer spell on the sidelines. Zidane will be sent to Thailand to breast implant and hair implant surgery but is set to miss the Confed Cup.

Zidane suffered the breast injury after trying to stop Doggy James celebrating the own goal in style while crying out loud,"It is mine, it is mine". There was no intent but it seems there was some contact after those two were seen doing some petting game.

Man Chung Capello now must surely rethink his strategy again as yet another player pulled out. Although not in the squad, there is one spot still open in the Team. Till date, injury and pull out casualties includes Wai Lee Carsley (Cockstrain), Leon Gate Crasher (Red Carded), Lipping King (On Loan), Boy George Mohd (maternaty), Ronaldinho Khai (SOLD) and Kapitan Aaron Terry (Unknown). Lets hope for more dramas before and during the tournament.

This post has been edited by ponomariov: Nov 17 2009, 09:40 AM

Simply no footballer in mind that i can think off that looks and plays like you.... okey lar new nick lar... andrew "leon" johnson

muahahaha.. anyway manage to think for freshie foo ... wayne Fooney...

If chinese wedding got red card = invitation card mah...
So if kena red card already sure cannot come = suspended lor

This post has been edited by ponomariov: Nov 17 2009, 03:47 PM

lol...lets do some monkey dance...

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Added on November 18, 2009, 9:35 amlol...tat one have reserve lar.. too clasic to be used on someone normal.

This post has been edited by ponomariov: Nov 18 2009, 09:35 AM

hemm we got fiberglass which is equivalent... hahahaha

Capello responds to Benitez outcry of selling Torres

Man Chung is busy shopping for a striker. He reportedly willing to break current record of $80 millions for Cristiano Ronaldo to Real Madrid to secure the player like Fernando Torres. While searching for striker, he hopes his counterpart would quit once he bought Torres.
With Andrew " Leon " Johnson redrawn from the squad, Crazy Gang is severely depleted of striking or attacking options. With the skim cepat goal no longer a dependable source of goal, Man Chung Capello said he needs another striker. This would leave Drunken Doggy and Ben thedick Up Far out in cold in favour of Ronaldo Yah Yah.

The Crazy Gang Squad Position
1. Froggy "Kang" Krcic Sweeping Centre Back
2. Micheal "Pono" Essien Anchoring Striker
3. Gabriel "Abu" Obertan Out to out Winger
4. Cesx "Giotto" Fiberglass Captain
5. "Faisel" Ibrahimovic Playmaking Full back
6. Thomas "Steven" Graveson Iron Head Forward
7. Micheal "King" Owen Marking Wing Back
8. Flying Kepak "Naz" Attacking Wing Back
9. "Glozzy" Robocop ABB Robotics Goal Keeper
10. Open Striker

www.jobstreet.com......

THE CRAZY GANG

We are looking for a striker capable of scoring alot of goals.
Below are the requirements

- If your real name Fernando Torres you can ignore the rest.
- Must be good looking
- Gay or at least bisexual
- 5 inches long minumum
- Can bring GF to court to simulate Froggy Kang
- Proven goal scoring record needed.
- Cannot be emotional on court
- Previous experience playing with Arsenal or Arsenal Fan club is an advantage
- You need to fullfill at least 5 criteria + Proven Scoring Record

Salary : You have to pay RM35 The Crazy Gang unless you are Fernando Torres
Term : Just Confed Cup
Insurance: None
Winning Bonus : None
Scoring Bonus : None
Apperance Bonus : None

Please post your resume on this forum if you are interested. Before 22 Nov 2009.
Also special promotion. Please log on to and vote for contestant #29 (Chiew Nee)!
http://www.femalemag.com.my/g50_vote.php

This post has been edited by ponomariov: Nov 18 2009, 12:03 PM

oh you guys... don't break the poor Wayne Foony heart....

He was just trying to imagine himself scoring again.. please don't give him a hard time...

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Added on November 18, 2009, 12:18 pmTHE CRAZY GANG

We are looking for a striker capable of scoring alot of goals.
Below are the requirements

- If your real name Fernando Torres you can ignore the rest.
- Must be good looking
- Gay or at least bisexual
- 5 inches long minumum
- Can bring GF to court to simulate Froggy Kang
- Proven goal scoring record needed.
- Cannot be emotional on court
- Previous experience playing with Arsenal or Arsenal Fan club is an advantage
- You need to fullfill at least 5 criteria + Proven Scoring Record
- Availbility on the 29th Nov 2009

Salary : You have to pay RM35 The Crazy Gang unless you are Fernando Torres
Term : Just Confed Cup
Insurance: None
Winning Bonus : None
Scoring Bonus : None
Apperance Bonus : None

Please post your resume on this forum if you are interested. Before 22 Nov 2009.
Also special promotion. Please log on to and vote for contestant #29 (Chiew Nee)!
http://www.femalemag.com.my/g50_vote.php


This post has been edited by ponomariov: Nov 18 2009, 12:18 PM

muahhahaa... it is ok.. just advertisement for nestle...

hemm Patricia Drooling????

muahahaa.a.a.a.a

mike any space your session tonite?

This post has been edited by ponomariov: Nov 19 2009, 12:25 PM

lol..i need to practice to steamroller over bigger opponents...

John Drogba got whack and nvr came back

Drunken Doggy, is now in permenant injury.

Naz keep on singing I believe I can flying kepak....

Eric turn into fiberglass....

Kang start jumping like a froggy to avoid contact....

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Added on November 19, 2009, 1:14 pmI gonna run into cars who are stationary in houses. especially nice nice car.. coz they can't claim my insurance.

This post has been edited by ponomariov: Nov 19 2009, 01:15 PM