Just wondering.... Did Bro Ben receive "the call"?

Ok match report coming soon... In office a bit difficult though, so have to be patient a bit.

26th October, Monday game
SP Subang Grand
8pm to 10pm
Court 4

Match Report aka The Freshie Foo Show

Freshie Foo announced his arrival on the LYN scene with style, as he won the heart of his teammate with a winning display of desire, hunger and lust for the balls… But enough about Ben's man crush, Freshie Foo played futsal quite well also.

In a team filled with the emo-ness of Ben, Terry and Leon, Foo was a breath of fresh air to his team (Haha good one right?) Clad in Edgar Davids style dreadlocks goggles, Foo was everywhere on the court, scoring goals and preventing them as well. One incident which stood out was the goal line clearance where he slid in after the keeper was beaten by the shot, and almost providing his gonads as a sacrifice for the goal post.

Cheerleader in chief, Kang, was estatic. Ben creamed screamed with delight.

Another highlight was the back-flick goal that trickled in between the legs of keeper Sex Fibreglass. Ben was overheard saying Foo can trickle between his legs anytime.

The debutant Foo also showed he had a mean streak about him as well, as he dished out a hard (but fair) challenge on Fibreglass. Within 15-20 minutes after that, the unlucky Fibreglass called it a night and left with a lady friend. Perhaps the unlucky guy was hoping to get lucky.

Meanwhile, off the court, there was a hot debate on whether Freshie Foo is related to James or Ben. After much argument, we decided that Foo is the long lost lovechild of James and Ben who has Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome (which is rapid ageing disease. I googled it. See, you can learn stuff on LYN futsal thread).

All in all, it was a M-o-M performance from Freshie Foo... And please don't be afraid of Kang and Ben... Kang is harmless.









In other news, James flicked the ball over me and scored...

This post has been edited by Zan81: Oct 27 2009, 09:54 AM

Zidane aka Steven's brother... Yeah he played well as he always does. But this is now the official Freshie Foo Fans Forum, otherwise known as F4, not to be confused with the gayish Taiwan boyband.

Ah shoot I forgot about the handball thing. Made a mental note to include that in the report but writing about Freshie Foo got me all excited...

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Added on October 27, 2009, 3:16 pmAnd we know you're not sorry to be leaving early

This post has been edited by Zan81: Oct 27 2009, 03:16 PM

Eric = The New Ben

I'm in, as long as the bonding session does not involve bondage, hot sex and steamy massage.

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Added on October 29, 2009, 10:27 amAt least Pono same team with me, so I know I won't get injured.

This post has been edited by Zan81: Oct 29 2009, 10:43 AM

This is what it means by "reading between the lines"!

You sure it shouldn't be the "Heavy Gang" eh?

By the way... Who's our goal scorer?

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Added on October 29, 2009, 11:42 amWe need the freshness of Freshie Foo!!

This post has been edited by Zan81: Oct 29 2009, 11:42 AM

It should be Hatem "Ben" Arfa... But since he so emo these days, its Hate 'em Ben Arfa.

Ben can also be Darren Bent

This post has been edited by Zan81: Oct 30 2009, 08:45 AM

Thanks for the add...

Sorry couldn't make it yesterday. Had some hiccups in my visa application. Home Minister approved, but Minister Mentor overruled.

Doubt I would have made a difference though, with Freshie Foo on fire again.

No need to shout... Just spam his thread on mortgage consulting

Put your name in the list... Like this: -

2nd November 2009, Monday
SP Subang Grand
Court 4
8pm to 10pm

1. giotto
2. oldman
3. nazwan
4. ben
5. abu
6. pono
7. Freshie Foo
8. Ajib
9.din
10. faisael?
11. vampireffect
12. saimun
13. saimun2
14.shay2k
15. adrian
16. ronald
17. Arif4eva
18.
19.
20.
21.

Pending
1.
2.
3.

Am I the next Freshi Foo?

You mean score first, then get trashed?

2nd November 2009, Monday
SP Subang Grand
Court 4
8pm to 10pm

Freshie Foo Past Expiry Date

(Like the English press, we must hype up new players first first, then knock them down the next minute).

After a dazzling debut last week, followed by a decent showing over the weekend, Freshie Foo is showing signs that the pressure is getting to him. The fans' (Kang and Ben) expectations were too much of a burden for the young player, which caused him to make uncharacteristic mistakes throughout.

When asked about the dip in form suffered by Freshie, the Freshie Foo Fan Club life president William Soh Ben Ooi replied, "You'se a bunch of f**king idiots!! He's a great player!!... Great player!!". He stormed out the press room and vowed never to speak with reporters again.

Former teen idol, Abu was delighted on his successor's poor form and is hoping to be back in Ben's good books. The pair had a spectacular falling out over Abu's extra curricular activities in the past, which resulted in the origination of "The Template".

In other news, manager Csex Fibreglass was concerned that his Fatty Oldies Crazy Gang team is no where close to showing the form necessary to compete in the Nov 29 tournament. "There's no pace, no skill, no passing and no composure… But enough about myself, I think the team has the potential with more practice".

Before Freshie (or Ben) gets the wrong idea, I was just joking... Freshie Foo did alright...

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Added on November 3, 2009, 9:58 amOh yah, was kidding about Eric also

This post has been edited by Zan81: Nov 3 2009, 09:58 AM

Dude... I am on Hantubola.blogspot. Its just that my last post was probably 2 years ago! My nick is under "Naz & Skay" (which is me and my wife, but actually its just me. She's there coz she knew those guys first).

I don't post there anymore la... The last one was probably 2 years ago. Those buggers use graphics and all, I can only use words! Now with potential comments from Ben, James & Freshie, lagi la I dun want to post there!

Add on: Don't forget, we got professional stalker around also...

Hahahahahaha you saw today's one? Farnee wei... Kai Wayne Rooney = Bapak Ayam... heehehee

This post has been edited by Zan81: Nov 3 2009, 03:14 PM