LOL x10

it's hillarious seeing fans becoming more anxious than the don.

PRESS THE PANIC BUY BUTTON DAMMIT!! If no transfers were to be completed in the next 24 hours, we will lose the title to Man City!!

It is embarassing enough to be linked with Owen, what more to buy him?!!

12 more hours SAF, it's about time for the Panic Buy Button!

Panic buy button has been pressed, considering the fact we are link with that man.

Yeah, but I hope he fails the medical test and rot away with the Barcodes.

KOAFU!

This post has been edited by creap: Jul 3 2009, 09:44 AM

In a season's time, i hope Owen does indeed prove me wrong if he were to come. For now, I'd just say KOAFU!!

I don't mind if we can strike out a deal which states that the player will be paid according to the games he starts. Or else we'll be wheeling in another sicknote for our nurses care, what a waste of resource.

I don't believe this. Goodbye sad sad world.

"It's all in my head. It's all in my head. Michael Owen is not coming. He's not in Carrington. The newspapers are reporting bollocks..."

"Player" is a very subjective term

I'm....but...He..no!

ooo, he managed to get lesser shots than Berbatov, that's an achievement!

berba-mad!

Welcome to the club Owen...it's a suicide for muppets around the world.

well, the Owen impacted them as much as us. but, owen's promixty is closer to them, whooosh! Server down ever since the news broke.

Not winger pun

^My post lol...Bro's gf didnt logout

Ha, trust me, even you could look awesome in the tubes.

I wonder if we are allowed to do this here, cause it's so hilarious I'm having tears in my eyes. LOL

http://www.redcafe.net/f6/lads-back-pre-se...g-today-256972/


@Wan,
One major worry I'm having now is, what if we do not have a No.7 next season? would it be doomsday?

come on, fletcher doesn't have the potential nor the facial(and physical) value to don No.7

you wanna put a wager on that, Wan?

Is Hargreaves still injured?

Is Owen getting No.7?

What number is Obertan getting?

Are we allowed to fap in the stadium?

Is SAF still the manager?

No. 8 is a special number for everyone. Nuff said.

Numbers actually say a lot about a player, at least it's true for our club. I'm placing faith in whoever will don the No.7 and No.11(future), they know they will have to live under the shadows of the previous owner, but this is a challenge the players will need to strive upon.

This just in. An Old Trafford insider told us that it appears that Owen and Valencia had a huge argument on the training numbers on Monday, where the lads first met each other. More to come, watch this space.

Aguero isn't worth that amount of money to begin with, this silly season has became a wacky season due to Ronaldo's transfer. Gosh, make up a better story, or just hire me as their new writer.