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Everyday
Screwing Up of TMNUT Services

Dear Dumbasses subscribers of TMNUT,

Telekom Incompetance Malaysia Berhad™ would like and sincerely wish to inform that it is migrating its existing core network to the latest network technology. But however, no matter how hard we wish to inform you that we want to migrate to the latest network technology, we know its just all bullshit. You are being Farked as we are typing this insincere letter to you. Our dumbass loyal supporters who has no other options in bolehland.

This is to facilitate the ongoing cacat-ed network performance and service quality and maybe we can even make the whole thing worse in the process by cutting down on workers during this financial crisis and still make money off you.

The migration will allow TM to provide a more useless service proposition to support a large ecosystem of applications which we dont farking give a damn about. And although we have the means to increase capacity but we're would rather not because we want the money for ourselves. The logic is simple really. Give low shitty quality performance at dirt cheap cost and charge you farktards like hell. High revenue, low cost.. Ain't it good?

The infrastructure migration will take place in two stages on the following dates and time-periods:

1. Friday, 12 June 2009, 11 pm till Saturday, 13 June 2009, 6 am*
2. Friday, 19 June 2009, 11 pm till Saturday, 20 June 2009, 6 am*

*this times are a bluff. You will experience downtime during those mentioned dates/times. After that you will experience the after-effects such as slow connection speed, Blinking DSL lights, frequent disconnections, among other problems. Believe me DNS error is just one of it


Therefore, all our Internet and Voice over Internet Protocol (VoIP) such as iTalk and Home Prepaid customers nationwide WILL experience a disruption of service during the stipulated period. We would like to assure our customers that the services would resume to normal** after this period.

**Normal here means slow speeds, downtimes, and everything as mentioned above in (*)

TM apologizes for any inconvenience caused, although we are hell not sincere about it and don't give a shit what you think, whilst at the same time, we would like to assure you that we are [Not] upgrading our network to enable us to provide you with the best (but in actual fact we never did a shit, because what actually happened was that our technician on duty that day accidentally spilled his coffee on to the tools and servers that day] in the next- generation network (NGN) [See, we even come up with a cool Acronym] services.



For more information, customers can contact us at 100-We-Dont-Give-A-Shit- or log on to www.We-Just-Love-Farking-With-Our-Customers.com.my.

Thank you for your patience in allowing us to Fark around with you.
If you don't mind. Its time for my money bath.
[Yes, I bathe in your (customers) hard earn-ed cash. Does that give you a hard on or what?]

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Well.. thats what the letter really meant =p

Haha if life didnt suck already.
I had no water, no electricity and when I went out to the cafe go online with my laptop,yesterday, to escape the electricity downtime, And to my horror, the net was down as well

Electric, Water and Internet
Infrastructure failure..
Malaysia failure
wonderful

This post has been edited by KiyoshiJoz: Jun 10 2009, 11:11 PM

holy shiet.. the line is horrendously slow atm wtf

sigh.. dotx

dammit.. i experienced DNS sh*t problem for a moment just now couldnt connect..

cbkia.. why can they get to the root of the problem?
by firing themselves..

its already 10.30.. tell me.. if they bloody expect everything ot normalize by 11pm.. wtf.. is it.. that i still... having trouble with so damn many websites including facebook and friendster.. mcb

i feel for you..
cept i didnt cry..
i had a foul mood the whole evening today cuz of this..
i cant get a decent connection
keep dc
game also dc
what also dc..
surfing is slow as sh!t

i cant even load tm.net.my's fcken website!

pinging their servers gives me 2 request time out
heck even google dont load for me today

tnm la today
i really lost my temper today
my poor bro and sis got it from me today just cuz of streamyx

i wonder if i can actually sue them for the distress that im having now
i pay so much got back so little
i get tantrums
i get sadness
i get distress and stress
i get agitated

i really really wonder if there is sufficient proximity for me to sue =/
god dammit..
i dont even wanna go into the prob with their call centres!
gives me even more frustration!

goddamitt... 1.0mbps feels like 0.1kbps

the rest of the forumer are right...
dont generalize the Malays.. they are like you and i...
we are malaysians


only a certain handful of them.. and im not just saying the malays.. there are chinese, indians...
its the attitude thats the problem.. not the race..

the problem with malaysians are..
they cant think out of the box..
everything go by the damn book..

for ie;

how many of you call Tmnet 100 and got the same response..
*please unplug the modem, restart the modem..
after you tell them about a million times you already did it b4 you called?



and there was this time i was at tmpoint

there was this college kid..
he wanted to change his phone line to his name
reason being his dad passed away..
so to make it easier for billing everything under his name so it wont pose a problem in the future
(i overheard cuz im a busybody)

and yet the receptionist was telling him to do it the hard way
has to cancel, get so and so signature, get this get tht
wait 2 weeks (which probably ends up 4 weeks)
only can change...

i mean give the boy a damn break..
his dad passed away man..
can make life a little easier for him?


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example of stupidness of the tech people sitting behind counters
sigh

eh line to Facebook, uk sites etc gone case...
even local sites wtf

you guys consider yourself lucky..

my line went down from 3pm today...

switched off modem and laptop and went to study
hopefully my line restored

4-5 still no internet access..

bengang and went for nap..

woke up ard 6.30 and line finally restored..
f-ed up TM..

i called them and cant make report due to technical difficulties.
what the fark

its damn damn damn damn slow atm

1mbps package.. go figure..
and thats towards local line too..
iamgine if i test against UK server
effing tmnut

shit all connection to UK sites can go to hell..

University of Cardiff website slow like shit
University of Hertfordshire slow like hell

FML and here i am trying to figure out wht course to take..
f***ING STREAMYX really ruining my future f***ing chao chee bai

damn slow agian wth man

this is what you get from a 1mbps plan..
fts wtf

this is getting hopeless...

i cant stream youtube.. i cant load pics on 1mbps line..

jsut called tmnet..

lucky for them a very nice lady answered..
else i'd be blowing my top... i promised to give them till mon (damn its all cuz she was so helpful and nice)

how the hell am i going to survive till monday on this kinda shit line?

your speed test signature looks delicious jeper )= i wish i can get those figures

ive been at 200kbps since idk when.. cuz i was working..
i didnt give much thought to it until very recently when i started to get very frustrated..

those assholes think they can cheat me while im working and not monitoring my line eh?

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Added on July 27, 2010, 1:49 amupdate.. now my turn to keep dc-ing )=

This post has been edited by KiyoshiJoz: Jul 27 2010, 01:49 AM

same as you darrentan... 1mbs but getting almsot same as yours..

im glad i made a report with TMNUT..


i finally got back my normal speed.. you guys should call 100 and lodge complain...

btw credit has to be given where due..

they did call me up every other day to confirm if my line was okay..
and they were pretty efficient about it

despite the fact there were times i felt like telling them there is no point calling me unless you fix it first...

but in the end they did..
and they admitted to their mistake of screwing up my port..

im a happy man now =D