Have you tried talking to ChinTongFa? He's a gangsta ya know, dawg.

Look straight into her eyes until she blush and shy away 

We is single. We dont know.

for some reason.. stare long edi.. i get teh paiseh feeling yo..
not to boys tho 
can i just stare at her face while talking?

im refering to general girl friends.. not just one girl..

Ask Siilver. He's our flirting guru in here 

I just invite girl and play game

Soo...

I go take a 15 minutes nap before I head back to the office.

Later guys.

Need ur help..

Have you ever come across? or
Have you ever came across?

Which 1 is correct?

^^WTF?

Is Malaysia's standard of english REALLY that shitty?

It's come, dude.

This is /k's madness
kthnxbai

-1 lar not +1
No its not shitty !
This is /k !!!
Rawrr!!
Correct as per /k's english big d***-tionary
Go work first attend to sora aoi nao
bai gaise

I'm waiting for the news where the acne shaped the letter L on the middle of the forehead.

Not having a go at you personally, don't get me wrong... but I didn't know it was that bad? :|

Isn't English like Malaysia's 2nd language?

Yeah, which is why I was kinda confused when you guys got it wrong.
Which part of my post was that comment aimed at?  Crappy english or the whole 2nd language thing?
LOL. OMG, thats what my mum says.  "ITS GOOD TO LEARN FROM MISTAKES" and I'm like "yes mum, shuttup now!"

i ish sadl.... i english so char.. Amour please teach us engrisu.....i oni know cina coz i am cina

yah.. seriously.. if my english can improve i can hit a lot gals dy... but then too bad english char...

so i would b enjoice if she can b mah english teacher

ooo i see SY buayaing here

'Have you eaten your dinner. '
This sentence is wrong?

no where.. wanna makan?
yah.. my client side a lot LENGLUIS seriuzly..

then when meeting hor... i have to do presentation.. and the lengluis also inside..

so i ma present loh.. then they all ask me Qs, i stuck stuck and my english is very.. DAMN !! i damn sia sui summore i mix with BM.. coz i cannot think of english word.... sigh

if oni i can answer them nicely in english, then they would ask more and approach me to ask more.. too bad mah english mix with BM...

even worst is when i did presentation in thailand.. i TOTALLY stuck.. malu in front the thai chickcs

Need ur help part 2

If I were you? Or
If I was you?

Which 1 correct?
Thx in advance...

If I were you.

If I was you is wrong.
Errr...taken? lol
Have you had your dinner yet? That sounds the best!

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Added on May 29, 2009, 3:33 pm^ Oh look, i keep getting distracted by msn

You guys have kinda beaten me to my post!

he memang kuat buaya wan...lol

u phail.. singular la.. 1 person oni..
phail too..

english so mafan.. if in msia we said

oi dah makan tak ? senang kan?

Max, i may visit Penang soon

peinsama is MMU ?

well.. i got A1 for my fizik in SPM..

and i failed my foundation's physics.. coz its in english.. and spm was malay..

i didnt even know halaju = velocity.. "

a part of me died in you, therefore i WAS you XD

okokok 1 senang to determine..
I WAS THERE AT THE PARTY LAST NITE !!
I WERE THERE AT THE PARTY LAST NITE !!

which 1 korek?

That is not the same, because if is not present in those two sentences.

yalah... i got A1 in kimia, addmaths, fizik and bio..

and i phailed mah physics, and got C in maths when i was in foundation year... i almost tak dapat masuk degree... parents wanna disown me tim tat time

i iz hate why i learn BM in science subjects..

Second time to Penang
Money to people via coupon, will work

A few more massive public infrastructure, may work

If I was a hopeless kid, I apologize.
If I were a hopeless kid, I would never apologize.

please tell me which 1 korek

thx captain obvious..

So got 'if', must use 'were'..