I'm not as dumb as you look.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine - Jimmy Carr
A clear conscience is actually a bad memory - Mary Baker Eddy
Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely - Mark Twain
To err is human. To blame someone for your errors is even more human.
Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by stupidity - Hanlon's razor
I'm very responsible, when ever something goes wrong they always say i'm responsible.
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way you'll be a mile away and he'll be shoeless.
A foolproof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble, then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant - — George Bernard Shaw
I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency that we should be friends

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