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Downtime The "extreme Screamyx slowdowns" Thread V3, Read 1st post to learn how to "post!"

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mita
post Apr 8 2009, 12:53 AM

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OMG.... Youtube is dead, Facebook is dead. International website is dead. The world is coming to an end.


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post May 1 2009, 02:13 PM

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YES TMNUT GONE SLOW AGAIN.. HAPPY LABOUR DAY EVERYONE biggrin.gif

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post May 14 2009, 02:18 PM

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Back to acceptable speed after days of S.L.O.W Internet speed . sweat.gif
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post May 18 2009, 04:10 PM

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Aaaaaa, aaaaaa.. So Slow .... Faster lah Screwumax ..

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post May 20 2009, 02:30 AM

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QUOTE
calll then always got the same procedure check ur line..
bla bla bla............niama we give them money the give lanjiao service like that.....might as well i throw the money in to toilet bowl then flush away ...like they tell us flush the dns away.............
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Repost from previous thread ...


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Dear our oppressed intranet users,

This is to inform you all suckers that whenever you experience slow oversea browsing speed. You are being screwed by our extreme pariah internet infrasuckture which is prone to all kinds of pariah web attack, including virus made by 3 years old kid. We would appreciate that all of you suckers not to call us or email us during our "slow" time because all of our technical assistants will again screw you with extremely stupid recommendation (ESR) until you die of stroke or heart attack. So we ask for you cooperation to stay calm and continue to pay us alot money until you all suckers get used to the problem. Okay ?



We strive very hard to screw our customers on a regular basis. Thank you for letting us screw U and your money.

Your slow internet connection is our guarantee.

Thank you
TMNUT SCREWUMAX
CEO - Anonymous ( My house is guarded by Military and Police, hehehehe )


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