For the record, whatever I said is the truth ok. Not making this up. So it's kinda serious ok

And then, I ran to the room, and saw the old woman.

She's sitting near the tent, and she saw me.

She speak in mandarin, "sorry". I was like my heart jumps out.. hit the ground hard.

Me : Who are you?
Old woman : I'm his ah ma.
Me : Why are you here?
Old woman : ...
Weirdo : She's my mom.
Me : And? You signed the agreement for 1 person, not 2!!!
Weirdo : Yes.
Me : *saw the potty* THAT'S FOR YOUR MOM??

At the moment I point at the potty and said that, the weirdo goes *nod nod*.

Me : since when did she move in here?
Weirdo : the first day
Me : I told you that this is a PLU house right?

*commercial break*
Remember I took pics? OMG, I've got a feeling that the old woman was in the tent when I was taking the pic

That's why I took quite some time before coming here to update lor..

At that moment, everyone was stunned. At first, we planned that all of us will be dragging the weirdo out and throw everything outside. We even have a new padlock ready and one of the gay guy had extra locks to change for us liao..

I also think so.. maybe she pee and poo inside the tent. Hence it explains the rotten smell and so on.

But wait, remember there was a silent time when he was missing?

Really hard..

Since Jan 09 lor.. the hopeless was having party here when the weirdo move in

If he discussed this earlier, I wouldn't have let him move in coz my house really not suitable for old folks. I mean, my place is at the 12th floor and the lift always rosak.

Really wor.. And I start wondering, does she ever bathe??

Nope, I'm typing this after all the discussion.

Ok back to story.

Me : I told you it's a PLU house right?
Weirdo : Yup
Me : And you should know that it's unsuitable for old ppl?
Weirdo : Yup
Me : And you both still move in and lied to me for all these while?
Weirdo : I'm sorry
Me : The problem is, the agreement is for 1 person. You moved in with your mom means 2 persons. It's wrong.
Weirdo : I'm sorry
Me : I've given you 1 month notice, why didn't you find another place? Why wait until today? I knocked on your door many times, all I heard is noises but nobody open the door.
Weirdo : I didn't know...
Me : Why you didn't know???
Ah ma : I hid the notice.
Me : ... wtf?
Weirdo : What?
Me : You mean your son dunno about the notice??

Ah ma : Yes, I have to hide it. *starts sobbing*
Me : But it's important.
Weirdo : *starts sobbing*

There's an awful silence among myself, the weirdo, the ah ma, and the gang of muscular gays.

Ya.. I guess she know how to read. But hiding it is... geez

Come to think of it, yahor

Exactly

Yalor.. muscle gang is useless now.

So, they start crying.

Me : Ok, you hid the notice.
Ah ma : *nod nod*
Me : Why?
Ah ma : We can't find a place that would accept both of us. So we lied.
Me : But where you used to stay?
Ah ma : In another rented room, but the landlord want our room back.
Me : Hey, you *points to the weirdo* come here.
Weirdo : *goes inside the room*
Me : *outside of the room* Easier to speak like this?
Weirdo : Yes
Me : Ok, now you both know that you both had broke the agreement, I have to kick both of you out.

Me : Ok, now you both know that you both had broke the agreement, I have to kick both of you out.
Weirdo : *nod nod*
Ah ma : *sob sob*

Gay01 : Wait.
Me : Hmm?
Gay01 : Don't you think it's too cruel to kick them out now?
Me : I have given notice, it's due today.
Gay02 : I pity them.
Gay03 - Gay15 : Yeah.
Me : ... so gay housemate, what you think?
Gay housemate : I pity them too.
Me :

Me :
Gay01 : You're the landlord, you have to decide. We're here to help but somehow this is getting hard for us.
Me : An agreement is an agreement.
Gay02 : But, gay housemate, are you ok if they stay until they can find a place?
Gay housemate : Hmm.. I have no problem.
Me : All of us pity them, but who pity me? Who pity the one who need to clean up the toilet?
Gay housemate : It's ok...
Me : Hey, I don't really encourage all these.
Weirdo : Could we stay until we can find another place?
Me : I guess you have suggested that to your old landlord, what did he/she say?
Weirdo : He still kicked us out, that's why we were so happy to find a place to stay in your house.
Me : YOU LIED.
Weirdo : We have to, we have no where to go *sob*
Me : Actually, I dun fvcking care.
Gay01 : Eh, don't liddat la..
Me :

Me : Ok, I don't want the social welfare to come to me and say that I mistreat my tenant. I want you to understand that this is wrong from the start, from the tenancy agreement itself.
Weirdo : *nod nod*
Me : But there are some stuff I want to ask. Did you ever contacted help? Where are you from?
Weirdo : China
Me : You told me you're from Miri
Weirdo : I'm sorry
Me : Answer me
Weirdo : I am from China
Me : And the bank passbook?
Weirdo : It's my bank account in Malaysia
Me : What about that IC??
Weirdo : It's fake.
Me : ????

Me : Wait here. *goes and grab the photocopy IC and agreement* THIS IS FAKE?
Weirdo : *nod nod*
Me : Do you have a passport?
Weirdo : Yes
Me : And your ah ma?
Weirdo : Yes
Me : Are you overstaying?
Weirdo : No. We went to Singapore and got it chopped last week.

Well, that explained the quiet week I had last week..

That's true and.. the weirdo didn't even see the eviction notice

And so, I took both their passport and keep them.

Me : Ok, I have to keep both your passport.
Weirdo : Ok.
Me : I need to verify that this is genuine.
Weirdo : *nod nod*
Me : Are there anything you wanna tell me? Tell me now.
Weirdo : No
Me : I'm gonna bring both these passport, and I'm gonna make a police report tomorrow.
Weirdo : NO!!!
Me : Are there still lies?
Weirdo : The passport is real.
Me : Then? Why can't I make a police report?
Gay01 : Dun make the matter big ok?
Me : If I get caught for housing these illegal immigrants, I'm gonna open flower in jail. I know you guys dun care ok??
Gay02 : That's not what we meant, see the ah ma.. she's been crying..
Me : ...

Gay02 : I mean, look at them.
Me : *looks*
Gay02 : I do pity them.
Me : So can they stay with you?
Gay02 : ....
Me : See what I mean?
Gay01 : At least leave the police out of this.
Me : No.
Weirdo : Please.
Me : No. Either you move out now, or I will report to the police. I have no problem letting you stay until you find a new place but I have to make sure that the police know.
Weirdo : *sob*
Me : And, I will be keeping both your passports.
Weirdo : *nod nod*
Me : Whatever the police decide to do, it's not my problem. Understood?
Weirdo : *nod nod*
Ah ma : *sob sob*
Me : And aunty, I really feel sorry for both of you, but you must understand that as foreigner, the agreement you sign must be different from locals. And the deposit is counted differently.
Ah ma : *sob sob*
Me : And this fake IC to get an agreement, I have to tell the police.
Weirdo : No. Please. No.

If I dun notify the police, later police gg me. Then I end up in jail and get buttsecked. Then who pity me wor?

Weirdo : No. Please. No.
Ah ma : *sob louder*
Me : I've made a decision. Either move out now, or stay and I make a report.
Weirdo : Can we stay for 1 month until we find a house, and you dun make a report?
Me : No. I dun want you crapping me that you can't find a place and want me to let you both stay again.
Weirdo : *sob*
Gay01 : I guess she had made it clear. You both have to make the decision.
Gay housemate : I have to make a stand also. Although I really pity both of you, but it's the law. And you both broken it.
Me : So, you have to choose.

Honestly, my heart is breaking. But, call me cruel or whatever, I also have to protect myself.

APRIL FOOL!!

Not.

It's real wei.