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 Single's Club V 153, So you're which baby?

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Kampung2005
post Feb 28 2009, 02:15 PM

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QUOTE(imooatcows @ Feb 28 2009, 02:12 PM)
i wonder whats life like marrying an automobile
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QUOTE(Maxd38 @ Feb 28 2009, 02:13 PM)
A Corolla?  hmm.gif
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Many people know that Corolla is inexpensive, affordable (middle class standards), but reliable.............decades ago, many people like Corolla because she is so reliable, dependable, running her, not that expensive, so that is why Corolla is the best selling car for Toyota...

Therefore, my wife should be just like Corolla!
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post Feb 28 2009, 02:16 PM

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QUOTE(peinsama @ Feb 28 2009, 02:13 PM)
Jom~ Dreamland katil is waiting.
O.O

oh my God...
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QUOTE(silverhawk @ Feb 28 2009, 02:14 PM)
Pretty much like the real thing... you PAY A LOT for the initial investment. You pay some more everytime you go out. You have to properly maintain it or it won't work. The value also depreciates every year laugh.gif
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Honda Civic type wife also good...

Peugeot wife can be considered...

At this moment, no Audi wife
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post Feb 28 2009, 02:19 PM

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QUOTE(Maxd38 @ Feb 28 2009, 02:18 PM)
but ur wife can't telan petrol, can't make air-con..
and can't carry u n travel around wor..  hmm.gif
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Petrol = Food

Air-con = Poof

Wife must be reliable and inexpensive to maintain like Corolla
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post Feb 28 2009, 02:19 PM

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QUOTE(imooatcows @ Feb 28 2009, 02:16 PM)
if only i could marry my computer *sigh*
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Computer is good, can be programmed to your needs biggrin.gif
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post Feb 28 2009, 02:20 PM

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QUOTE(silverhawk @ Feb 28 2009, 02:18 PM)
I now pronounce you... man and machine!
you may now "plug & play"
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USB couple

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post Feb 28 2009, 02:25 PM

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QUOTE(peinsama @ Feb 28 2009, 02:21 PM)
My dream is to marry an aeroplane wife.
When you do. Take my wife pic away from your siggy pls.....
Great. I love the left side though since im left handed. Hmm.....the bolster is mine too.
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Boieng 787 dreamliner is beautiful, marry her!


QUOTE(Maxd38 @ Feb 28 2009, 02:22 PM)
i like ur thinking ...  laugh.gif
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Must be creative, if not how to satisfy wife...

My wife, i hope can be classy and rough at the same time...

Classy (Gentle and elegant)

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Rough

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post Feb 28 2009, 02:30 PM

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QUOTE(Maxd38 @ Feb 28 2009, 02:28 PM)
hahaha    thumbup.gif  thumbup.gif
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A wife that can be gentle and aggresive, who don't want...
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post Feb 28 2009, 02:31 PM

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QUOTE(peinsama @ Feb 28 2009, 02:30 PM)
I don't mind either. I'll make sure she will take off when i ride her to the sky.

Argh!!!!!!!

I sengaja kot~ Booster is the right one!
O.O Ngiek ngiek....i sure make the fan blow at level 1 speed and hide the air con remote.
Nope. I want this as my wife

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Can you satisfy your wife? hmm.gif
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post Feb 28 2009, 02:32 PM

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post Feb 28 2009, 02:34 PM

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QUOTE(peinsama @ Feb 28 2009, 02:32 PM)
I promise you, i navigate her with ease.
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Hopefully wont be like this...

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post Feb 28 2009, 02:36 PM

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QUOTE(Cheesenium @ Feb 28 2009, 02:35 PM)
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post Feb 28 2009, 02:39 PM

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QUOTE(peinsama @ Feb 28 2009, 02:37 PM)
OH my. If wife is F-22 raptor or a Reventon, my alimony gonna be big! Hmm. I need a live saving plan.
I'll strip much faster than you, and i might not kick you OFF from the bed laugh.gif
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Yes, need to save...

At the same time, need to think innovative ways to satisfy wife...

Afterall, just like KFC finger licking good!
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post Feb 28 2009, 02:43 PM

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QUOTE(peinsama @ Feb 28 2009, 02:41 PM)
WEll, im born as a scorpion and an octeberian.......she will just give in to my creativity~ brows.gif
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post Feb 28 2009, 02:47 PM

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QUOTE(peinsama @ Feb 28 2009, 02:45 PM)
Neh.......

Like her
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Decent...

I prefer this

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post Feb 28 2009, 02:48 PM

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QUOTE(Cheesenium @ Feb 28 2009, 02:46 PM)
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Thats so wrong.Moo moo always got all these strange ideas. sweat.gif
Hey!!!
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I hope Moo's wife can be as creative as him, if not..his wife will suffer biggrin.gif tongue.gif
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QUOTE(Maxd38 @ Feb 28 2009, 02:49 PM)
Tired? OL?
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OL tired, i need to help her, massage her back....make her coffee, wahaha

QUOTE(peinsama @ Feb 28 2009, 02:49 PM)
Should we click the button and pause her?  brows.gif
I see in your mind that you are stripping her?
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No lah, just massage her back!
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post Feb 28 2009, 02:52 PM

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Like this?

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post Feb 28 2009, 02:55 PM

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QUOTE(imooatcows @ Feb 28 2009, 02:52 PM)
nah... more like a high tolerance level for my crap
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Haha, see first

QUOTE(Maxd38 @ Feb 28 2009, 02:53 PM)
Stripping would b after massage ...  laugh.gif  laugh.gif
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QUOTE(Cheesenium @ Feb 28 2009, 02:54 PM)
Nice. biggrin.gif

No wonder,she's Kate Beckinsale.Too bad she's owned by someone. cry.gif
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Jam. shakehead.gif  Look what Jam has done to our SC monk. tongue.gif
Then,strip, ... , ... and ... PROFIT. brows.gif

Different approach,same result. tongue.gif
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Aiyo, what everybody thinks that i want to strip an OL?
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post Feb 28 2009, 02:57 PM

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QUOTE(Cheesenium @ Feb 28 2009, 02:54 PM)
Nice. biggrin.gif

No wonder,she's Kate Beckinsale.Too bad she's owned by someone. cry.gif
nod.gif
Jam. shakehead.gif  Look what Jam has done to our SC monk. tongue.gif
Then,strip, ... , ... and ... PROFIT. brows.gif

Different approach,same result. tongue.gif
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Jamien only eat with me, that's all...

QUOTE(peinsama @ Feb 28 2009, 02:55 PM)
Yer right. Then you slowly move your hand slowly to her chest and strip the button off. I can see that brows.gif

When she moans....all your mega projects will soon be forgotten...
Omg. Where do you get hobbes's pics?!
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So, that is Hobbes!
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post Feb 28 2009, 02:58 PM

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QUOTE(peinsama @ Feb 28 2009, 02:56 PM)
Even monk has desires eh?

Siu lam kung fu hou yeh~
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Just today, Jamien suddenly SMS me on Dominos
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