All you h8ers need to listen up. K-ON changed my life. I used to be a loser NEET like you guys, not bathing for weeks and posting shit like "3D is pig disgusting" at every opportunity. But that's all behind me thanks to K-ON. From the moment I saw the first episode I was moved. Yui joining the light music club inspired me to change my self-destructive habits. I printed out a picture of Mio on iron-on transfer paper and made a t-shirt and left my house for the first time in god knows how long. Before, whenever I went out in public, I felt like I was invisible. Now, however, everywhere I went people would be like "You like K-ON? That shit's pretty awesome, dawg."

I even found a Japanese girlfriend thanks to K-ON. I'm not talking about some pigfaced kiss-sui type shit either. For the past few weeks I've been scoring some high-class, Mugi-chanesque *****. She introduced me to her father (who loves K-ON too) and now I have a six-figure salary job so I can buy all the K-ON! merchandise that comes out.

K-ON truly is the greatest anime ever. If you fags would just give it a chance you may find the inspiration to be more than just a virgin leech on society.

For me, I slowly find that K-On is getting boring. This is true for episode 5.