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post Feb 15 2009, 08:03 PM, updated 17y ago

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The average penis size has been a “bone” of contention for decades and decades. The reason it’s so frequently debated, argued over and worried about is because the issue affects so many people, male and female. For men, a small penis means possible harassment in gym showers and embarrassment in bed. For women it presents a different problem: its below-average size could well limit their sexual pleasure and at the same time inhibit the man’s confidence so much that his sexual performance could also be unsatisfactory. blush.gif

It’s really no wonder penis size, and the average length and girth of the male anatomy, is talked about so much – by millions of people all over the world, of both sex, it’s almost considered a yardstick for a guy’s manhood. A small penis is bad, while a big, thick penis is good – the line has been clearly drawn in the sand, regardless of whether it’s right or wrong. I’ll tell you right now what the average size is. Forget about the average penis sizes of different races; even if there is a slight difference it won’t affect you much. Here’s the only figure that might: the average size is about 5 and 3 quarter inches in erect length. The average girth is about 5 inches around (which might sound a lot, but wrap a fabric tape measure around your own and it’ll seem much more modest).

Thing is, knowing those numbers doesn’t put most men at ease and I doubt it has you. Why? Because it doesn’t change anything. Yeah, you might be half an inch bigger than average, or perhaps an inch thicker down below than most other guys, but that feeling of inadequacy, of wanting more, is probably still there. It’s completely natural, too. Let’s say you’re 6 and a half inches long when erect, knowing you’re an inch and a bit bigger than average is great, right? But at the very same time, you know lots of guys have 7, 8 or 9 inch penises – how great would that be? And that right there is the true subject of this article. Forget averages, let’s talk enlargement. laugh.gif

Right off the bat, natural penis enlargement (that is, making your penis longer and thicker without surgery, without pills and without crazy suction devices) is completely possible. Instead of telling you how it is or why it works, I’ll describe how you can see for yourself how truly achievable new penis growth is. Let’s look at a technique called a ‘Dry Jelq’ – it’s used to target new, permanent growth in the thickness of your erect AND flaccid penis.

Step 1. Get a 40-50% erection, no more, no less.

Step 2. Create a circle using the thumb and forefinger of your right hand. It should look like the ‘OK’ sign people make when they want to signal something’s good or acceptable. Your other fingers (middle, ring and pinky) should be outstretched.

Step 3. Firmly grip the base of your penis using the ‘OK’ sign and slowly move your grip upwards towards the head of your penis. Don’t slide over the skin. Instead, focus on keeping your fingers on top of the same area of flesh all the time, while still sliding up and along the shaft. Think of it like the motion used when milking a cow. The blood in your penis is forced up towards and into the head.

Step 4. After you’ve milked from the base to just below where the head of your penis starts, release your grip. You’ve completed one repetition or ‘rep’. Do 20-30 reps for your first session and increase it to 50 once you’ve been doing it a couple of weeks.

The Dry Jelq is just one technique of dozens that have been specially designed and tested and that truly work, with a little bit of patience and practice, at increasing the size of your penis. After using dry jelqs for a couple of weeks you’ll already notice that your penis hangs heavier and lower day-to-day and that it feels more weighty and solid when you’re hard. Using this and the other fundamental techniques as a routine that you do a couple of times a week, you can not only TRULY forget about averages but also forget about BEING average.
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post Feb 15 2009, 08:09 PM

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LOL i knew this stuff like 10 years ago. Last time when i am teenager i lookup about this "jelqing" technique.. Being a kid. Just being curious i guess.

Tried it, cant stop.. guess what happens then tongue.gif
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post Feb 15 2009, 08:10 PM

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haha..why dont you share it to us...??hehe..
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post Feb 15 2009, 08:11 PM

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lulz,fap for short term of this long2 explanation laugh.gif

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QUOTE(myvi5949 @ Feb 15 2009, 08:09 PM)
LOL i knew this stuff like 10 years ago.  Last time when i am teenager i lookup about this "jelqing" technique.. Being a kid. Just being curious i guess.

Tried it, cant stop.. guess what happens then  tongue.gif
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come on lar.. this article does not deserve to be in hnf
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post Feb 15 2009, 08:22 PM

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Lol. Jelq....truly reminds me of the good old times. The technique itself might be plausible, but try it yourself and you know what 'swollen' means. There is bigger chance to hurt yourself or worse, pop off some of your blood vessels on your yardstick.
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post Feb 15 2009, 08:23 PM

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Okay .... So does anyone can 100% tell me this method works? Haha.
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post Feb 15 2009, 08:27 PM

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QUOTE(Meganova @ Feb 15 2009, 08:23 PM)
Okay .... So does anyone can 100% tell me this method works? Haha.
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why? if work you want test it?? tongue.gif

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Foreskin Restoration – How to Attain a New Foreskin Using a Simple Exercise Any Man Can Learn and Use

By the 1970’s, 80% of American infant boys were being circumcised. These days that figure is lower, at 60%, but still pretty massive when compared to the international average, which is a mere 15%.

The fact that you’re reading this article suggests that you’re circumcised and have at least some interest or curiosity in the subject of foreskin restoration – that is, getting back the skin around the head of your penis that you no longer or have never really had. You’d probably be surprised at how many circumcised men are interested in the subject, too. Years ago, you’d never hear about it, because circumcision was much more widely accepted as the norm and as the obvious option to take by many parents. Today, however, with the discussion of sex and sex-related subject matter considered much less of a taboo, people are thinking outside the box a little more. For example, it’s now agreed in all medical and most social circles that being uncut or uncircumcised is not at all unhygienic or “wrong.” Furthermore, fewer and fewer men are embarrassed about being uncut when in public locker rooms or when messing around with a girl for the first time.

So, that leads us to an interesting set of questions. First, is it possible to restore your foreskin (without surgery!) and second, what benefits would restoring your foreskin offer?

Using simple exercises (like the one below), it IS completely possible to create a new “hood” of skin that covers some or all of your penis head for the first time ever. And although you can never truly get back what was taken away when you were young, you can enjoy the following advantages once you’ve “restored” your foreskin:

1. Because the head of your penis is now covered by skin, it will no longer rub against the fabric of your underwear. This means the maximum amount of your penis sensitivity is maintained and that your penis doesn’t become too dry, as it would if exposed to the air all the time like a circumcised penis.

2. Sex and masturbation can become more pleasurable; thanks to the increased “slack” skin that covers your penis. This skin – your new foreskin – allows your penis to glide in and out much more freely and pleasurably during intercourse.

3. Natural penis enlargement exercises are MUCH easier to do because, as above, of your new ability to slide the skin of your penis up and down. Because of the increased ease with which you can perform wet and, most notably, dry jelqs, the amount of new size you can add to your penis using natural penis enlargement exercises is often increased by up to 70%.

Here’s how the first foreskin restoration exercise is performed:

1. Obtain a full erection by gently massaging your penis.

2. Now do 30 - 50 PC contractions and fill your penis with blood - you need your penis to be as erect as possible.

3. Grip your skin firmly at the base with an ‘OK’ grip and slide your hand up the shaft with the hand keeping contact with the same area of skin. (Do not move your hand over the skin). At the moment you feel the skin really start stretching, hold that position for a count of 10 seconds or until your erection starts to subside, whichever comes first.

4. Now repeat steps 1 to 3 and do this exercise for 5 - 10 minutes per day. On the last 5 stretches of the day, increase the stretch slightly each time so by the last stretch, you are pulling the skin toward your head as hard as you can without feeling pain.

Get into the habit of performing this exercise every day and within just a couple of weeks you should already begin to see your new foreskin developing.

Credit to: makeyourpennisbigs dot blogspot dot com

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post Feb 15 2009, 08:31 PM

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QUOTE(Meganova @ Feb 15 2009, 08:23 PM)
Okay .... So does anyone can 100% tell me this method works? Haha.
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Shamefully enough i tried this as an experiment waaaayy back when i am young horny teenager.. sweat.gif

After 3 months or so.. can see little improvement, the skin lengthened a little bit. Nothing major..but thats maybe bcoz i cant stand doing 50 reps without ending it with white stuff all over. tongue.gif
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I did it before too. But the reps are a bit painful. Improvements? Yes, a bit, it does feels heavier and looks muscular. Probably due to your blood vessels popping off....but I guess I found better things to do in free time than to jerk off.
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post Feb 15 2009, 08:56 PM

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QUOTE(myvi5949 @ Feb 15 2009, 08:31 PM)
Shamefully enough i tried this as an experiment waaaayy back when i am young horny teenager..  sweat.gif

After 3 months or so.. can see little improvement, the skin lengthened a little bit. Nothing major..but thats maybe bcoz i cant stand doing 50 reps without ending it with white stuff all over.  tongue.gif
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surely ur wife satisfied everytime she get umph..umph..with you... laugh.gif
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QUOTE(hankaze @ Feb 15 2009, 08:56 PM)
surely ur wife satisfied everytime she get umph..umph..with you...  laugh.gif
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Its not about the car you're driving. Its about the driver's skill. biggrin.gif And the amount of gas you have in the tank i may add..lol
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post Feb 15 2009, 09:23 PM

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QUOTE(myvi5949 @ Feb 15 2009, 09:07 PM)
Its not about the car you're driving.  Its about the driver's skill.  biggrin.gif And the amount of gas you have in the tank i may add..lol
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u are very2 high experience man! laugh.gif
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post Feb 15 2009, 09:54 PM

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guys, can find it in internet for the jelqing video demo...

i tried it before, take 6 months to at least see results la... haha, happy with it...

first time, u end up cumming lolz... cuz cant tahan... if u get wat i mean...
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post Feb 15 2009, 10:42 PM

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me oso tried before but stop after 2months coz every time oso cannot tahan and unload....aiyoyo...every time like dat me no need do anything else oredi hahaha....
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= =" hmm... apparently most guys who posted here and claimed that they tried this agreed that it KINDA work...

man.... tis topic is getting funny.....
hmmm... i guess i will ask my gf to do it for me... if i ever feel like doing it....
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post Feb 15 2009, 11:11 PM

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the article made by western people...

if we see on any porn video, the western people pennis is big...coz they do the "nonsense" things...

just kinda reminded to everybody....just now they talk this tips funny and nonsense or whatever...but someday they will be shock if they noe the truth it is...

this tips from a english motivator that teach people to make their pennis bigger...and make you do not cum to fast...

P/S: Western people make "nonsense" things, but they can get rich more than us...for a long time ago, when someone try to make aeroplane but what they talk nonsense.. blush.gif

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post Feb 16 2009, 03:46 AM

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Jelqing technique is from Arab people AFAIK. not westerners.

im not sure this jelqing technique work or not, but you guys may want to go to Masjid Jamek area where got seller for this Minyak Lintah or Minayk Belacak thingy for traditional massage.
you willl surprised how our guys things make porn-actors look like a kid....loll
yeah they do show them, and ive kinda seen them tongue.gif

Chow

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waa.. teach people to masturbate ar????
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post Feb 23 2009, 10:10 AM

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QUOTE(myvi5949 @ Feb 15 2009, 08:09 PM)
LOL i knew this stuff like 10 years ago.  Last time when i am teenager i lookup about this "jelqing" technique.. Being a kid. Just being curious i guess.

Tried it, cant stop.. guess what happens then  tongue.gif
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what happens then? it works?
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post Feb 23 2009, 11:43 AM

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ya....wander i can use tis method anot....
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hi,
is there a video tutorial on this?
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post Feb 23 2009, 12:15 PM

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go goolge it.. y u wanna make it longer? later patah/bengkok during penetration baru tahu.. hahaha..
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post Feb 23 2009, 12:50 PM

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Check this out


Peyronie's is, to put it bluntly, going to give you a kink or bent driving shaft.
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oh a thread on how to please the wife. i bet most of u guys dont even have one whistling.gif

want to make wife shock?

1) dont throw clothes on floor - we dont ask u to wash, just kindly throw them in the laundry hamper

2) open the door for her (especially when she's carrying the groceries or the kids)

3) say her cooking makes your heart melt (eventho you prefer ur mom's cooking better)

4) give enough pocket money every month

5) shower her with trust n love

guarantee jalan thumbup.gif

and as myvi5949 mentioned, "Its not about the car you're driving. Its about the driver's skill" whistling.gif
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hahahaahahah, SYd G< honestly, you were the last person i expected to see in this thread. good comments btw! thumbs up! hahahahahaahh ROFLMAOZEDONG
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dis getting interesting tho~!!

p/s: mayb mod hv to put age limit to post in this thread? LoL tongue.gif

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