rofl...
imagine if both in bed...  u reading
then when he start touching u like that, u immediately go to sleep mode.

he: eh y go sleep
she: i really was sleeping mah
he: whr got... u  reading just now wor. ...
she: i sleep with my eyes open de... like goldfish u know?
he: wah lan eh..... then how u flip open the page wor?
she: ppl can sleep talk, even walk.... sleep flip page, easy peasy.