wud kept you occupied?

Long time din see you too.

Then what have you been doing since you dissapeared from here?

Cannot find you la.

I still want my free salad.

wahhh
mundane nyeee

Haha, i don't know lah...

But she did tarik my ear or hair that day....feel sakit lah

Hohoho
Sooner or later you sure kena terpukau
She says kampung u jump on the track
You'll dully says Yes maam, your desire is my command

8kmh on a steam driven engine aso consider tortoise
but look at the number of progressions we had since then
8kmh wont last for along time
so does your definition of a monk
eh no lar
u can still hang on to her neck
to show your appreciation you belanja makan kari ayam

Er, Jam...haha

Wahhh when sien come here for entertainment?

Er, we have nothing lah.......we talk only....

Jangan fikir yang lain-lain

Ok,need to send my bro to tuition now.

Bye bye.

Megaprojects are:

- Bridge strengthening project to Cheese-kun

- Railway double tracking to Pein republic

- Elevated expressways to Dupicalz

- Elevated expressways to Hawkie

Na beh...ini hebat ni. Baca saja

Seconded that.
So,we have to give him support and encouragement.
Bridge to me for what ar?

Better go to Jam la.

of course
can i belanja you makan?

oh am i an entertainer to you?
macam taiger in circus?

I see....you build helipad for her is it?

Traffic to some countries become increasing congested.......

The project will entail :

The rebuilding of current single lane road to become elevated 3 lane expressways...

A new immigration complex

Expensive projects will only invested if Kampung thinks he or she, is a good friend

nvm lar
i spannar then belanja u makan lor

i not clown lar i taiger

To make it simple....

In Kampung's eye...

Male and female, are of same status

If i carry 4 kg, the girl have to carry 4 kg too, without exception....

nvm i eaten all the clowns so that you can come

impossible is nothing
as long as i belip

Hmm... can also. But wahtz aboutz emergency landing? 
Apa apa apa ....

Conclusion : Kampung wants to retain his "monk" status for now

my spannar is big enuff i belip

Yes that's call flirting.

fuiyoh
so many gaythering?
bila u back from hometown?

spannar you lorrr

eh no larr
if u not going
i no reason to go aso
so long?
good lar got so long holiday

Apa free man.......Kampung still takut with females after 2 years of non-contact with females....

That is why almost all females need visa to enter Kampung..

Male just need to show passport
Jangan fikir bukan bukan eh, hehe

Well, in my life, i have "brotherhood" status to one guy, as we lived through thick and thin of school life, i am grateful to him...

of coz need
if u go i go
macam titanic
u jump i jump

No not really...
Wow...universal! Semua orang tidak kira sakit or tua, gemuk atau kurus, pendek mahupun panjang. also can use. Walau!

- Passport with 6 months validity and two blank pages at least
- Bank statement
- Air tickets (return)
- 100 US dollars as fee

so you going?

Visa application can be made and received within 3 days....

For you, as you are deemed as "safe" for the security of Kampung, maybe you can enter without visa

hrm... calamari salad from italiannies?

Along with some females, yes....

my house
anytime you rike