A vessel had an accident, a female passenger and the 10 male passengers drifted to a desert island.
1 month later, the woman committed suicide because she felt that what happened during the 1 month is too disgusting.
1 month later, they decided to bury her because they think it happened 1 month is too disgusting.
1 month later, they decided to dig her back out because they think it happened 1 month is too disgusting.
1 month later, the God resurrected the girl, because he thought what has happened 1 few months is too disgusting.

One adult man went to a hotel, he saw the garage, there are many beautiful cars,
So he asked the boss, how come there are so many beautiful cars, the boss told him that
I have a five-year-old son, he has done three things, if you can follow,
Here, you can pick a car and drive away, if not, leave your car to me and leave, many people cannot do so. .
He thought, what a five-year-old child can do that I can't.
Boss took him to a house where there is a beautiful naked girl
Children go forward and kissed her, he followed, then the child touched the body of the beauty,
He completed that as well. Next, the child bended his lil brother 3 times. . . . .

A man and live in seclusion deep in the mountains, 1 day he lies naked in the grass to rest.
Suddenly a little mushroom girl came: "1 mushroom, 2 mushrooms, 3 mushrooms, 4 mushrooms, 5 mushrooms, 5 mushrooms, 5 mushrooms, 5 mushrooms ..."
Eventually she gave up and leave. This man enjoyed it.
The next day he continue doing the same thing,
Then come a little bear: "1 mushroom, 2 mushrooms, 3 mushrooms, 4 mushrooms, 5 mushrooms, 5 mushrooms, 5 mushrooms, 5 mushrooms ... 6, 7, 8 ......"

Snow White and Pinocchio lives in the forest.
1 Day, Snow White feels lonely, seize Pinocchio's head and caught him in between her legs and said:
"Tell me lie, tell me the truth, tell me lie, tell me the truth..." After a thousand times, only the princess releases Pinocchio.

There are two fishermen fishing in the sea,
One day a fisherman caught a mermaid,
She is super beauty, but the fisherman put her back into the sea,
Another fisherman puzzled and asked: "Why?" The first fisherman shrugged, replied: "How?"

A man and a woman meet in the donation center, and the two chatted up.
Woman said, "I come to donate blood, they pay me five dollars."
Man said, "I come to donate sperm, they pay 50."
After hearing that, the woman considered for a long time. Then the two split up.
After a few months, they met in the donation center again, the men take the initiative to say hello, "Hey, you come to donate blood?"
Closing her mouth, woman shaking her head and whispered "Mmm mmm" sound...

The mushroom girl gave the guy a handjob because she can't "pull" the mushroom out of it's root. That's why she kept saying "5, 5, 5..." because she was trying to pick the mushroom again and again.

But then the next day the bear come, because bear is stronger, he managed to "pull" out the mushroom after 4 attempts.