Oh i heard you summoning me YAB Datin PewPew

Always at your service Datin, any orders for today?



You imagined too much YAB Datin
I'm always at your service
Its just that the toilet was broken and turned into a shit fountain just now
So YAB Datuk Tandas Boss asked me to fix it

yo cupz
A cupz went up in demand in lieu of current economic weather


hehehe
whai happy when i am here?
so many ppl spam wif u here aso mar

was busy just now

who MIA har?
lets play a game
find the missing person

got white white to see mou?

i shuld have taken a picture of the fountain
and post it on youtube
much better than 2 pompuan 1 cawan

i need demonstrations
preferably with a hawt one

bleh
i'm just a boring imaginary old taiger leh
how can u find fun in me

oh u mean nick?

i tot u got samples to demonstrate?

i rike it very much
every night i must see it oni i can fall asleep

a spoonful of shit and a spoonful of sugar

no fun lar
i think the rest of them here all are much more fun than me

what?
i'm imaginary ler
not real at all
eh wait got alot of ppl belip there are multiple owners to this account
rofl
those are all ninjas?

nick not mia
he stalking and lurking jek

i dont
i gip a spoonful of shit and a spoonful of toilet water

thats all i can afford
kenot afford sugar aso

why are you seeing stars with a cup?

alamak
who can provide?
i tot u organizer
so u must be able to provide?

p/s white white is the only bait that can bait me out

wat is NSFW?

so i shuld hide nao?

alamak
u sound like a dictator hehehe

i am a ninja of many form and many zen
can be formless too

i talk to neither
i am the tiggy that always talk to walls cuz i wash toilet until i felt bored and lifeless
so i go talk to the walls and usually i start my conversation with the walls with this line
hai wo shi taiger
if the toilet walls like me they'll crack up the toilet bowl creating a shit fountain

imaginary oni lar
heheeh

perhaps he stalking outside ur house
becareful

whai u rike see me wash toilet?
its not an amazing job really
dirty and smelly with really low pay

tiger skin?
unless u wan to skin me
oh wait which skin u want first

got

p/s i want all can?

ur cupz got starz?
pics to prove it pls

i'm nufag in here

buaya detected

oh i am not safe for work?

pretender or predator?

korek korek korek
if u not careful i'll ninja all the underage gurls in your neighbourhood
now u see now u dont

rawring to u lar
not talk i can ttalk

no i dont like
but sadly i am forced to

very soon i'll be applying
but before i apply i'll need to check if i can wash the female toilets there or not
else i am not applying


my taiger senses told me he stalks there


rawrrrr!!
u miss hand grabbing sessions?

fun meh ?
wait till all the shit lands on yer head and clothes
u wont think its fun any more

wah
i endangered species lar
u kenot do that
illegal


he misses all the girl's hand lar
oh wait
i think its the girl with the nick that is similiar to my chemical romance's song tittle

my buaya skill is lousy lar
not as keng as u
u claimed ur victim liao
now wan say i buaya pulak

korek korek korek

Kikitaichi

cuz i am a pedo taiger in disguise
wo shi shota taiger

dont moan back to me can liao

oh i stalk u/
wait u underage or not first?
i oni stalk underages one leh

yes yes yes
at least i can collect used pads to fix my leaking roof
they can absorb more water ma

perhaps i stalking him subconciously who knows?

having lunch with which new victim har?

no fuan no fuan
accident can happen one
who knows one piece of shit drop on u

no kenot sign contract
i protected species


ehhehe u ask ele lar
he may tell u

no lar
pedobear got this disease from me instead ngek ngek ngek

cuz i will roar back lor

20 not underage lar
under age = 18 and below

kiki above 18 oledi
my code of conduct tells me that i kenot stalk her

what to do
no money to fix my leaking roof mar
so i have to do it that way lor

better than i use grass mar

yes i stalk underage gaise aso one

are yiu underage?

ok i go work abit first before runch taim

will be back after runchhhhhhhhhh

see yah gaise
have fun