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 Nintendo Kopitiam V25, Please be gentle, my first time

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neogeocdz
post Jan 12 2009, 04:22 PM

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QUOTE(evilhomura89 @ Jan 12 2009, 04:20 PM)
1位1年級的女老師最近被他的1個學生所困擾。
  老:『你怎麼了?』
  學生回答說:『我太聰明了,1年級對我來說太簡單了。我比我姐姐都聰明,可是她卻在3年級。我覺得我也應該上3年級!』
  老師已經受夠他了。於是她把學生帶到了校長辦公室。她向校長解釋了一下學生的情況。校長建議應該給學生1個測試,如果他答錯了任何1個問題,他就應該待在 1年級裡。老師同意了 學生被叫進了辦公室,老師向他說明了校長的意思,學生也同意了。
  校長:『3乘3等於幾?』
  學生:『9』
  校長:『6乘6等於幾?』
  學生:『36』
  就這樣,校長問了很多3年級的問題,學生都回答正確。
  於是校長對學生的老師說:『我想他可以到3年級上課了。』
  學生的老師說:『讓我問他幾個問題吧。』
  校長和學生都同意了。
  老師:『什麼東西牛有4個而我只有2個?』
  學生:『腿。』
  老師:『什麼東西你褲子裡有而我的褲子裡沒有?』(校長對學生老師問的問題感到很奇怪,她 為什麼要問這些問題,校長想。)
  學生:『口袋。』
  老師:『什麼東西以C開頭,T結尾,上面有很多毛,橢圓型,含有令人陶醉的,乳白色的液體?』
  校長的眼睛睜著大大的,想阻止老師繼續問下去
  學生回答說:? 『椰子(Coconut)。』
  老師:『什麼東西進去的時候是即紅又硬,而出來的時候是軟的、有黏液的?』
  學生:『泡泡糖。』
  老師:『什麼事情男人要站著做,女人坐著做,狗用3條腿做?』
  學生:『尿尿。』
  老師想了一想說:『現在我將問你幾個'你猜我是什麼'的問題,可以嗎?』
  學生:『好的!』
  老師:『你用棍橕在我的裡面,把我頂上,再把我支起來。而我在這之前就變濕了。』
  學生:『帳篷。』
  老師:『手指會進入我。當你煩躁的時候你會玩弄我。最好的男人一直會有我。』
  學生:『結婚戒指。』
  老師:『進入過我的東東有大有小。當我不舒服的時候,我就會滴下水滴。當你吹我的時候,你會感到很舒服。』
  學生:『鼻子。』
  老師:『我有1個堅硬的杆。我的頭可以插入到別的東東? C隨後,那東西就會全身顫抖。』
  學生:『箭。』
  老師:『什麼單詞以F開頭,K結尾,並且有讓人興奮的意思。』(f***??)
  學生:『救火車(Firetruck)。』
  老師的問題終於問完了,校長鬆了一口氣,
  擦了擦額頭上的汗說:『讓學生到5年級吧!剛剛你問的那十道題我都全答錯了。』...
  老師又問:『當我摸摸你的那裡,同時也摸摸我的那裡,然後掰開我的,塞進你的,我是在做什麼?』
  學生:『扣釦子。』
  校長:『讓他到6年級吧...= =||』
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Yer!
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QUOTE(heatblast @ Jan 12 2009, 04:24 PM)
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Not funny geh
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QUOTE(heatblast @ Jan 12 2009, 04:24 PM)
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post Jan 12 2009, 04:37 PM

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post Jan 12 2009, 04:38 PM

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All go massage snakes after all the sex talk. LOL!
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Added on January 12, 2009, 4:39 pm
QUOTE(neogeocdz @ Jan 12 2009, 04:38 PM)
All go massage snakes after all the sex talk. LOL!
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post Jan 12 2009, 04:44 PM

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post Jan 12 2009, 04:45 PM

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QUOTE(gundamalpha @ Jan 12 2009, 04:44 PM)
kung kung is still here? shocking.gif
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No snake to massage mah....


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post Jan 12 2009, 04:48 PM

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post Jan 12 2009, 04:51 PM

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QUOTE(aiyish @ Jan 12 2009, 04:51 PM)
wooohhhooO!!!! My gf bought me Advance war:days of ruin...can't stop playing it...
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Are you implying females are better for you now? sad.gif
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post Jan 12 2009, 04:53 PM

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QUOTE(gundamalpha @ Jan 12 2009, 04:52 PM)
Are you implying females are better for you now? sad.gif
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kinda... but i still prefer men...
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QUOTE(aiyish @ Jan 12 2009, 04:53 PM)
kinda...  but i still prefer men...
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QUOTE(heatblast @ Jan 12 2009, 04:54 PM)
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