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This post has been edited by obefiend: Jan 9 2009, 07:57 PM

berapa ringgit bayar?

ONANI ONANI ONANI

mana bleh daftar utk derma siperma

its about time i donate my awesome troops to the nation. Must not fap for 5 days.

Orang Islam mana boleh donate sperm right?

u get a hot nurse as pay.

"IF THERE IS SPILLAGE, DO NOT COLLECT FROM THE FLOOR"

damn important yo

whom ever have to clean off the spilled sperm prolly have the worse job ever in the hospital

calling Mike Rowe.. we have a job for you!

This post has been edited by obefiend: Jan 9 2009, 07:17 PM

Lawl.

there goes my tahan 5 hari thing

Muslim cant even masturbate.
Automatically cant donate.

:D:D

This post has been edited by akupunye: Jan 9 2009, 07:22 PM

so do Catholics

and so do Jewish
i dont know if jewish agent count or not

woaahhhh
mooarrrr nurse

this is a one time opportunity for muslim to feel how masturbation like. I can't be consider a sin for a goodwill though.

so...got special room for that process...so wut trigger our didi..? porn/pics provided?

or maybe got a beautiful life form in that room..

later jabatan islam come out wit some suggestion againtss

who want terrorist gen?

Oh c'mon how can a guy masturbate WITHOUT STIMULATION??? I thought pron are banned in M'sia?

lol ,

Now only I know masturbate is onani.

"nurse! air mani saya tertumpah! nak buat macam mana ni??"

do you know that term came from a biblical story?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan

This post has been edited by obefiend: Jan 9 2009, 07:38 PM

nabi onan... rite...?

they shld ask lanjiaoman to go n donate

Later end up like Sean William Scott in Road Trip. Tot nurse wanna help give handjob tau tau masuk belakang to help ejac.

MARILAHH!!!!!!

u mean to get laid wit the hot nurse o to donation??

Muslims cant masturbate?

give the permalink to that blogpost pl0x

Nice. address pl0x.

"donate" for what purpose? or try to clone more people

nice step....

4-5 days of abstinence.

MADNESS!

will do

http://bolanliap.blogspot.com/2008/12/extr...activities.html

can really tahan for 4-5 days before donate? how many person can tahan like that

didnt know onani is actually melancap.

and the sperm are use 4 what arr ..?

to make other pregnant

maybe use to help muslim or christian which cannot masturbate or donate

I can tahan about 15 days, especially during puasa month, and up to 8 days during normal months

Melancap is different. Wrong context to use.

what is onani?

I googled onani and found this.

special effects in BUKKAKE movies. they export them in gallon jars to Japan

lol

Where TS got this?

tak normal

i lold.

Must not Onani

he liked it so much he even asked the girl to wear gloves at the end of the movie..

i wonder how does it feel like to be milked dry like that. moooo?

poonani?

then y they stay inside public toilet for so long?

ideapocket always had the best ero-nurse hentai.

the link is on the first page mah

1 week +++ old sperm is dies and bcome smelly if i not wrong ..... mayb the sperm is used to increase frog population
hehe sperm image under microscope is like teadpole

Technically a catholic can do that and go church do confesion, muslim fren can ar? mana mau reload pahala????

ONANI!!!!

I have no idea onani = masturbation until 1 week ago.

Why my BM teacher never teach us the word? We had to come up with our own word due to lack of a better word, most of them sounds dirty and cheap.

This post has been edited by lamely_named: Jan 25 2009, 06:30 PM

adalah dgn fatwa fatwa yg ditentukan olej JAIS....

the manual is for IVF right......for couple's who can't get pregnant with conventional method......my sis-in law more than 10 years still no child so she opt for IVF instead......quite pricey....abt 13K

aiyoh. kenot use sabun.

is it LWEH - Lam Wah Ee Hospital at penang???
hmm, now onli i know...

hahah... very funny la you all...make me laugh oni.... love you all la....

hahah
ok here is the deal, for those who wanted to help infertile husband wife, do let me know if you ready to donate.
You will be rewarded for insentive which i cannot share here.
Here is the requirement:
1. Send in your decent photo.
2. Prefererably fair skin and tall
3. Blood group type?
4. Hp and name?
5. Family history background?
6. Profession
7. IQ test will be given

Back in US, sperm bank available abundantly...no issue on that, Back in malaysia, talk about sperm can lead to serious allegation. But truthfully, i even have 1 fren who had been married for half year trying so hard to have babies.... none... i dunno why... maybe its the food.... but i dunno
So for those married couple who almost reaching 40 years. its advisable to go for sperm bank and for planting before reaching extreme age.

Think about it, its like helping someone.

Normally 1st timer is very nervous but after several round, they become regular donator. More incentive is given. Its really worth. Especially during this time economic downturn. Can earn extra cash to pay off bills.

Just like donating blood, you help people who are in need.
For answering those doubt the flesh and blood everywhere, all i can say is..... my dad and mum is real. But one day if they tell me i got donated, i wont get angry that long cos they really take good care of me.... all i wish is to find back my real dad and thanked him ....anyway, my parents treat me well.... and i still love you dad......

well........ i wanna ask many people out there, i am not religious type.. just wanna clarify, this world started with adam and eve.... so all those kids are actually from whom? and how did they become alot?

if donate can u help me pay rm5k down payment for my new ride?

Better don't donate, they want your DNA

masturbate = onani

oic

Go dai~~~

i tot onani will be a japanese word D=

I dont get what you mean?
What downpayment?
If you are looking for RM5K above monthly incentive by donating, well it can be done.... you just need to donate as regular donator weekly. I can teach you if you are serious and all info need to be offline as it deems to be confidential.
PM me if you are interested.
Thanks.

This one to test ur sperm wether blank or not

I wil reward rm100 per each person that you bring in.
Please email kj.kayjay@yahoo.com
hp: 012-6620233

Why do you want it for?

wonder how TS get this ?
donater or donatee

i donated my sperm for money. i am a poor student. they like my sprem because i have IQ of 154

my sperm is in demand

21 year old indian boy. medical student. interested.

How much for 1 cum?

This how I occasionally fap. I did MS Paint so that you guys could understand better.

Ok this is how I do it:

First of all you need a sink that is at your penor's height otherwise it can be quite tricky and difficult but it is possible, it might be harsh on your leg/butt muscles. Make sure you lube everything, you hands and your penor before you start otherwise it might hurt. You'll probably have to add lube/water as you go along, I've noticed it gets quite dry after only a few minutes.

Step 1: place you penor on the sink and find a good stance, not too wide, not too narrow. I like to be a bit more than a shoulder's width. You can always change afterwards.

Step 2 (see image): place your both hands/fingers so that you create a kind of hole with the sink and your fingers. Make sure it's not too small otherwise it won't glide smoothly, make sure it's not too wide otherwise you won't feel a lot. You can change your hand stance later on if you wish. There can be a lot of different positions, different positions give different sensations.

Step 3 (see red arrows): start moving your hips/body so that you penor glides through the hole created by the hands and the sink. Be careful, if you are a beginner, you need to find the right hand positioning so that it doesn't hurt your penor and especially the skin underneath that's in direct contact with the sink. I always watch some porn on my phone while doing this, I place it above the sink on the shelf.

In the beginning you might need to use your hand to bring yourself to the orgasm.

The cum goes inside the sink, don't have to worry about cleaning it up with tissues, etc.... you just clean the sink, I always rub it with soap and rinse it completely.

There, I hope I've been clear enough, the MS Paint should help.
Try it and report back.

p.s. Close your bathroom door while you do this.

silly..

W00t? Pay RM100 for 1 load of cum and the hospital charge 13k to other people? I also wanna open hospital! Where to get lesen?

used to make a barli kaw..

can ask the nurses to help?

do it urself on a 15 year old porn magazine.. wat a turn off

ok

serowpoke?

/In before cream*** clinic/

come we open 1 /k/linik

the donors will be /k/tard (of highly intelligent beings as quoted from Flizzardo) so can jamin the baby will be damn smart aso de.

we pay /k/tard RM110 per shot. or RM200 for 1 full tiub.

Sell RM2000 per 1million sperm.

For premium sperm consists of Senior Member, Elite, VIP ... it will be RM5000 per 1 million sperm.

If want mods sperm, can gip free coz demand sure is low.

Ok tak? fellow /k/tards...