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post Jan 25 2009, 10:00 PM

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QUOTE(j_coolman @ Jan 9 2009, 07:28 PM)
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post Jan 25 2009, 11:10 PM

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the manual is for IVF right......for couple's who can't get pregnant with conventional method......my sis-in law more than 10 years still no child so she opt for IVF instead......quite pricey....abt 13K
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aiyoh. kenot use sabun.
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post Jan 26 2009, 01:22 AM

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is it LWEH - Lam Wah Ee Hospital at penang???
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post Feb 20 2009, 02:11 AM

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hahah... very funny la you all...make me laugh oni.... love you all la....

hahah
ok here is the deal, for those who wanted to help infertile husband wife, do let me know if you ready to donate.
You will be rewarded for insentive which i cannot share here.
Here is the requirement:
1. Send in your decent photo.
2. Prefererably fair skin and tall
3. Blood group type?
4. Hp and name?
5. Family history background?
6. Profession
7. IQ test will be given

Back in US, sperm bank available abundantly...no issue on that, Back in malaysia, talk about sperm can lead to serious allegation. But truthfully, i even have 1 fren who had been married for half year trying so hard to have babies.... none... i dunno why... maybe its the food.... but i dunno
So for those married couple who almost reaching 40 years. its advisable to go for sperm bank and for planting before reaching extreme age.

Think about it, its like helping someone.

Normally 1st timer is very nervous but after several round, they become regular donator. More incentive is given. Its really worth. Especially during this time economic downturn. Can earn extra cash to pay off bills.

Just like donating blood, you help people who are in need.
For answering those doubt the flesh and blood everywhere, all i can say is..... my dad and mum is real. But one day if they tell me i got donated, i wont get angry that long cos they really take good care of me.... all i wish is to find back my real dad and thanked him ....anyway, my parents treat me well.... and i still love you dad......

well........ i wanna ask many people out there, i am not religious type.. just wanna clarify, this world started with adam and eve.... so all those kids are actually from whom? and how did they become alot?
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post Feb 20 2009, 02:28 AM

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if donate can u help me pay rm5k down payment for my new ride?
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post Feb 20 2009, 03:53 AM

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Better don't donate, they want your DNA tongue.gif
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post Feb 20 2009, 04:03 AM

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masturbate = onani

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post Feb 20 2009, 07:57 AM

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QUOTE(JonSpark @ Feb 20 2009, 04:03 AM)
masturbate = onani

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Go dai~~~ laugh.gif
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post Feb 20 2009, 05:05 PM

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i tot onani will be a japanese word D=
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post Feb 27 2009, 03:02 AM

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QUOTE(Conroe @ Feb 20 2009, 02:28 AM)
if donate can u help me pay rm5k down payment for my new ride?
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I dont get what you mean?
What downpayment?
If you are looking for RM5K above monthly incentive by donating, well it can be done.... you just need to donate as regular donator weekly. I can teach you if you are serious and all info need to be offline as it deems to be confidential.
PM me if you are interested.
Thanks.
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post Feb 27 2009, 03:06 AM

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This one to test ur sperm wether blank or not
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post Mar 2 2009, 01:51 AM

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I wil reward rm100 per each person that you bring in.
Please email kj.kayjay@yahoo.com
hp: 012-6620233
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post Mar 2 2009, 01:54 AM

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QUOTE(Kia25 @ Mar 2 2009, 01:51 AM)
I wil reward rm100 per each person that you bring in.
Please email kj.kayjay@yahoo.com
hp: 012-6620233
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Why do you want it for?
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post Mar 2 2009, 02:00 AM

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donater or donatee
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post Mar 2 2009, 03:31 PM

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i donated my sperm for money. i am a poor student. they like my sprem because i have IQ of 154

my sperm is in demand
thelousyllama
post Apr 13 2009, 05:15 PM

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21 year old indian boy. medical student. interested.
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post Apr 13 2009, 05:26 PM

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How much for 1 cum?

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post Apr 13 2009, 05:38 PM

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This how I occasionally fap. I did MS Paint so that you guys could understand better.

Ok this is how I do it:

First of all you need a sink that is at your penor's height otherwise it can be quite tricky and difficult but it is possible, it might be harsh on your leg/butt muscles. Make sure you lube everything, you hands and your penor before you start otherwise it might hurt. You'll probably have to add lube/water as you go along, I've noticed it gets quite dry after only a few minutes.

Step 1: place you penor on the sink and find a good stance, not too wide, not too narrow. I like to be a bit more than a shoulder's width. You can always change afterwards.

Step 2 (see image): place your both hands/fingers so that you create a kind of hole with the sink and your fingers. Make sure it's not too small otherwise it won't glide smoothly, make sure it's not too wide otherwise you won't feel a lot. You can change your hand stance later on if you wish. There can be a lot of different positions, different positions give different sensations.

Step 3 (see red arrows): start moving your hips/body so that you penor glides through the hole created by the hands and the sink. Be careful, if you are a beginner, you need to find the right hand positioning so that it doesn't hurt your penor and especially the skin underneath that's in direct contact with the sink. I always watch some porn on my phone while doing this, I place it above the sink on the shelf.

In the beginning you might need to use your hand to bring yourself to the orgasm.

The cum goes inside the sink, don't have to worry about cleaning it up with tissues, etc.... you just clean the sink, I always rub it with soap and rinse it completely.

There, I hope I've been clear enough, the MS Paint should help.
Try it and report back.

p.s. Close your bathroom door while you do this.


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