If got booze(preferably whiskey) and special type of "grass/herbs", i fly there straight.

Hmmm... I can make arrangements for some of my hot female friends in skimpy outfits to "attend" your birthday party (for an extortionate fee of course).


They can then pose with you to take pictures, which can subsequently be uploaded to your facebook/friendster/myspace. You can then brag to your friends that you are not a loser...


This post has been edited by hondavtec: Jan 4 2009, 12:41 AM