My favourite during a certain Frenchman's time:

" We are a young team, we controlled the game, we had 139485 corners, 198654843737494627 shots on goals, 29163598490237 passes, but we're just unlucky that they hit us on the break (three times!), or they were lucky, every time they attacked, they score (this is after losing to Chelsea 4 - 0!)"

It got so bad that before the match ends, me and my mate would impersonate his excuses and refuse to read or watch any interview with him, as we knew what he'd say.