Hi, Jonny, hope you still remember me

I finally get to try L'artisan,
and the results are quite disappointing, I tried quite a few of them.
I was so disappointed those famous ones that I longing to try are not available,
(Passage d'Enfer, Dzing!, Timbuktu, Dzongkha)
so I've tried are The pour un ete, anana fizz, Mure et Musc and Fou d’Absinthe,
I was kinda horrified by the lasting time, the first three are so fleeting,
I think they disappeared as soon as I step out of Tangs,
The pour un ete is quite nice, but wears too close to skin,
after 5 minutes, I have to stick my nose close to my wrist to smell it,
anana fizz and Mure et Musc are plain yucky like those fragrance bean that children like.
The last one Fou d’Absinthe's really nice,
in fact, I went movie-watching after that and I can't stop smelling my wrist,
my neighbor must thought I am crazy, haha. Love to smell this on a guy,
it's clean, comforting and sexy, not in a ozonic, aqua way.
It lasts 2 hours with a single spritz.
Did you smell it before? If so, can you recall any perfume that smells like it?
Would love to try them.
Another perfume that I love to smell on a guy would be Cartier Roadster,
this one is quite perfumee and I personally thought it's a sillage monster,
so one spritz is enough and it last more than 10 hours.
I also went to L'occitane to try Vetyver cause I heard a lot ladies wear this,
but I found it too masculine on me, plus it's kinda boring,
I also tried Eau du Badian which I like a lot and thought it will be lovely on guy,
it smells so inviting and comforting but the dry down is kinda boring (as usual for l'occitane)
That's all I tried in a day

I wish to try more but I always try my perfume on skin,
so I can only try 4 in a time, and I still hate to go perfume shopping,
all the sales person turn sour face on me when I said I want to try it on skin,
guess that every time a person said so, there's a slim chance they'll come back and buy it
I also got those " duh, dumb person" look every time I asked to try a men perfume
I hope all you guys find it useful if you want a girl's opinion on male perfume.
and haha, I want a favor from you guys,
please tell me what perfumes that you like and found irresistible on a female?