Relax, no need to be so angry? What did you do to the phone?
I don't have a single problem you have mentioned above.

1. Widgets not working? You dont have internet connection issit? If you dont have, then don't blame the widgets being not working. All my widgets working perfectly since  i bought it day 1. Yes that's including facebook, star reader, email widgets, accu weather etc.

2.If you have internet, chances is that you configured your phone wrongly. Which again, is not the phone's fault.

3.Your phone hang 4 times a day? My phone never hang a single time. So you get a bad batch? Go NCC get them to update firmware for you. If it still doesn't work, sell it. I'll buy it.

4.Battery run out fast? How fast? What did you do? Watch movie/listen to music whole day? My usual usage, the phone can last up to 2 days between each charge. If heavy use (browse internet, gps, music), then yes, 1 day finish. But it is acceptable considering how much function the phone have.

5.Space bar is not out of place like alien, at least not for me. I feel that it's in perfect place. It does feel's weird at first but you will get to used to it easily. Reason is that, because you are holding the phone with 2 hands while typing the keyboard so your thumb can easily reach the right corner for space bar. If you put it on the table all the time and type it like your computer keyboard, then yes, the spacebar is out of space like alien. However, if you hold it up with 2 hand (which you will do most of the time), the right corner button is much comfortable to type compared to middle button.

6. Finally quickoffice having no license is not the phone's fault. You want it, you have to buy it, or download it somewhere else. I dont see the problem.

7. If you are really still angry, and cannot appreciate the phone, PM me the price. i will consider buying it, seriously. since you said it has soooo many "problem" i don't expect the price to be high though