The rain was comforting today.

Xbox 360 the Fourth's funeral was held yesterday, November 20th in our home.

It was a lovely funeral.



Many systems showed up for the funeral. Some couldn't make it, but sent there condolences.


When the service was over, everyone lined up to give their final goodbyes. Master Chief was their to give support.


Even though the system wars rage on, when a system passes, for a moment the wars stop, and soldiers give peace to even their most sworn enemies. It's all about respect.


Master Chief was strong and supportive the entire funeral, but when all systems said their final goodbyes and left, Master Chief couldn't keep his composure any longer.


For a moment he felt alone. Who would comfort him? Then he felt a pat on his shoulder. It was Echochrome there to help him.


Master Chief gave his goodbyes and pulled himself together. As they were about to leave, they were surprised with an unexpected guest. It was Xbox 360's biological father, Xbox.


Master Chief and Echochrome stuck around as Xbox gave his respects to his son.




Sauce

....

RIP x-box 360...

err... is this your xbox360? or somebody's xbox 360 ?

LMAO, its very funny cos many "old" systems are still working!

haha i think i will use my ps1 fat to salute my dead360 too.

i lol-ed!

nice....lol

ceh, i thought it was your handiwork


props to the original poster

suffered from 3ROD disease rite? lol

Sauce? You really cracks me up

But it's a real shame the 360 so prone to the incurable disease

great post !

thumbs for the original posted and you, who posted it along

lol'ed

I laugh and roll on the floor.
Oh, gotta have some respect to the death.

RIP 360,

i am sorry Neo Geo CD and 3DO couldn't attend the funeral,
i send their condolences.

I'll be sending the arcade side of the condolences. Goodbye 360.

PS: This was really awesome.

My Xbox360 died last Friday...very sad. Had great moments with it for 1 1/2 years..

Goodby Xbox360, hello PS3!

no PS2 attended to funeral?

PS2 so sad, she jumped off the table moments before the funeral.

sniff sniff that was so touching

RIP 360

never thought that Chief is a Father..

Master Chief buat kenduri arwah bukan nak jemput kita...Buat tahlil..hahah

Nice funeral, u should leave a contact no of the producer, at here got a lot PS3 and Xbox360, sure have good business one.

Wow, I admire your creativity.

Sad to hear your xbox is dead.

I doubt that ts got x360...his just ps fanboyan...

click on the sauce...

And your fingers become sticky

Oww. My 360 died last week. I have the elite now though.

Falcon Xbox 360 wont die so easily unless you torture it

lol...
this post make my day...
thanx ts for sharing

R.I.P. your Xbox.
It must be pretty sad to have your Xbox just leave the world just like that?

I'm sure it's in a better place right now.What he'd want you to do is to move on to a new Xbox,so at least he knows that you still care for what he used to do.

I'm so sorry.

On the lighter side,HAHA YOUR XBOX DIED MINE DIDN'T
lol j/k

i see a virtual boy in the pics .

no dreamcast love

rip !

no saturn , master system also . lol . at least got a game gear and the genesis/megadrive 32x , sega cd though .lol

Correctomundo.

Click on the source. This story is copy pasted.

this is soooo epic

I think Saturn didn't go because he dun want to see PS1 & N64,
afterall PS1 & N64 kicked his butt TOO HARD many many years ago.

i would say just ps 1 .. lol .. n64 came out too late to do anything

nah..PS jumped off the table already..

ohhh~~~
my 360 not dying on me yet
2 yrs

dreamcast dont want to come since Playstation 2's father and son were there(PS1 and PS3)

and based on the source, all of it were owned by a guy who collects consoles and games....guess Xbox360 failed him big time...its kinda funny when the master chief moping over the 360's death...and epic....

That 360 was actually one of the rarest consoles built. There were only 12 made I believe.

True true....
But at least N64 can look down and say, "Hey, i am not that bad afterall, that Saturn suck big time!"

Given the epic failure of virtualboy, i am surpised he has guts to go....
Imagine the whisper among the attendees when they see him.
"... look, that loser came."

lol 4th funeral!
resiously the red light prob for 360 is jz

komputer is that really your funeral?

because it seems that it is actually a guy from gamespot forum.

http://kotaku.com/5099978/requiem-for-a-console
or
http://uk.gamespot.com/users/tiggerboy/sho...apbox;subject;2

u lied?

dude he didnt lie...
there was a source below -__-

Sauce

Wherever the source is from its still a great story. The funniest part is
when old dad showed up . But it also reminds me the sad problem
of xbox360. Wondering whetter any of the microsuck execs might see
the story or not?? Just hope they do

hardware wise xbox 360 is better than PS3. i guess you need to give it great cooling measures

Remember, you read it here first.. @ LYN Consoles Couch. N4G just posted it today.. slowpokes!

Master Chief's pose was freaking hilarious!

very funny!
thumbs up

damn funny...i should make a funeral for my xbox 360 too

everyday theres a fallen xbox360

nice story
funny lo

my x360 also kaput from 3ROD

as a supporter of nintendo and sony for many years and "trying" a microsft for the first time...

for the console to just stop working and unable to be fixed is just unacceptable.

so f*** you microsoft for wasting my money.
i really wanted to like you...i really did...

im now a happy owner of a ps3 and will look back at the X360 with regrets...

no fan boyism here. just relating a real life experience where i felt my money was wasted...

lol u shoulda seen my fren...
RROD, then he send the 360 for a fix, on the day he got back the 360, it RROD again lol...

nex gen cosoles have 2 many problems,previous gen's are so reliable can lanjan kaw2.

hohoho..nice one bro..the photos taken...and all the consoles man...than one hack of a good show...hehehe...i like picture no.2...the angel the photo taken and the robot taking a card there with the cap beside...that's really nice...hehe:D

next next gen consoles may not have disc, maybe a special encrypted game cartridge..
maybe 100gb READ ONLY game cartridge with 1024bit hardware encryption which can only be decrypted with the special key via console. game cartridge transfer speed may be around 200X speed. Each game cartridge has it's own serial for online play.

the same game cannot be used in second machine unless deactivated from 1st machine.

Each Next next gen console is factory locked(casing) need a special key to prevent ppl from opening the casing to prevent hardware mod, any forcefully cracking casing will result all chip sets burned / break even without power supply

wahhoww, are those for real?

imo nex nex gen games is available via download no need to have DVD,BD etc just buy online and play on the console.

for country which have super high speed, is ok for them, imagine if MGS4 FULL is available for download..... in PSN

how long do u wanna spend downloading?

when that happens screamyx need an upgrade hehehehe.

how long do u think screamyx will take to take to upgrade to a speed where 50 gb can be downloaded in at least 1 day ?

answer is 600kb/s line.. or 6 mbit line.. if there is... that if no speed connection issue ..




This post has been edited by unrealweapon: Feb 13 2009, 02:13 PM

Since when this thread was resurrected?

since someone posted about his/her rodd

threads here will be resurrected to gain post count heheheh

jz like any other threads in console couch by a trolling necromancer (1 liners all over): ucopali

This post has been edited by evofantasy: Feb 13 2009, 02:17 PM

its a pity that many xbox360 is dead starting from the xenon,zypher all the way to the falcons hope that jasper is a frenly console will not 3rod.

old thread pon nak korek blik

korek2 terbaik douh

lovely !

how is quality grapic for Xbox360...wanna know... if compare with PS3

Very Very good and impressive dude. I salute you and ur 360. lOL

wanna buy 360...how much ar?

RIP~

why ur xbox already kaput huh?