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post Nov 24 2008, 05:14 PM, updated 18y ago

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Just for laugh ...
Well, here is something to link the 5C's to the newer 5B's!

I don't need a CAR, but I want a BMW
I don't need a CONDO , but I want a BUNGALOW
I don't need you to have CASH but I want you to own a BANK
I don't need you to have a CAREER but I want you to be a BOSS

It's interesting for you to read!

Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5C's ! :
Car, Condo, Credit Card (Gold), Cash and Career

Heard of the 5B's ?
B - BMW
B - Body
B - Brain
B - Billionaire
B - Bungalow

And addition with the 5K's.

Kiasu (scared of losing)
Kiasee (scared of dying)
Kiabor (scared of wife)
Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)
Kiachenghu (scared of government)

We've been reading about the 5C's and 5K's for Singaporeans, now comes the 5 numerals and Malaysia's equivalent.

Singaporeans' 'practice' for Simple Living:
1 - One Wife
2 - Two Children
3 - Three Bedroom Condo
4 - Four Wheels
5 - Five Figure Salary
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Malaysian 'practice' for Simple Living:
5 - Five Children
4 - Four Wives
3 - Three Figure Salary
2 - Two Wheels
1 - One-Storey Link House

This post has been edited by Gamerz_Paradise: Nov 24 2008, 06:51 PM
khairolnizam
post Nov 24 2008, 05:20 PM

ouh.. ok..
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what is this?
shahrumm
post Nov 24 2008, 05:21 PM

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post Nov 24 2008, 05:24 PM

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post Nov 24 2008, 05:31 PM

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coz u are from Sg doesnt give u the right to do that to malaysian..furthermore u are doing it at malaysian forum...prepare the fire extinguishar
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post Nov 24 2008, 05:44 PM

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GTFO singaporetard
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post Nov 24 2008, 06:55 PM

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CallMeMonkey
post Nov 24 2008, 07:45 PM

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phailed joke is phailed..

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shaqmunak
post Nov 24 2008, 07:56 PM

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singaporean joke?
kennyshan
post Nov 24 2008, 08:32 PM

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where's the laugh point?
THE ZUL
post Nov 24 2008, 08:35 PM

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wtf of this faggot tree?
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post Nov 24 2008, 09:30 PM

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Mineral_Water
post Nov 24 2008, 09:34 PM

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This post has been edited by Mineral_Water: Nov 25 2008, 01:45 AM
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post Nov 24 2008, 09:58 PM

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dun bring ur 404 here
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post Nov 24 2008, 10:06 PM

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srsly 404 u tasteless stikarpolian doh.gif

now GTFO

This post has been edited by colourfultree: Nov 24 2008, 10:07 PM
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post Nov 24 2008, 10:13 PM

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OMG,I am gonna faint hearing senseless Singaporean jokes like Phua Chu Kang
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post Nov 24 2008, 10:20 PM

I'm not a gynaecologist but I'll take a look
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omg i accidentally laughed.
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post Nov 25 2008, 01:33 AM

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post Nov 25 2008, 02:18 AM

kaki bodek staff
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post Nov 25 2008, 03:38 AM

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lol where do you get this ts

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