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 Single's Club V116, READ FIRST POST PLS, NEW THING.

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post Nov 15 2008, 05:16 PM

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QUOTE(silverhawk @ Nov 15 2008, 05:14 PM)
his stamina very good o laugh.gif
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Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.

"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times."
he's like tat husband :cool:


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post Nov 15 2008, 05:18 PM

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QUOTE(^Hobbes^ @ Nov 15 2008, 05:16 PM)
k lor
u got other ppl do it for u
while i dont have
have to DIY sad.gif
mana ada mana ada
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wah... so hard to understand sweat.gif
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post Nov 15 2008, 05:19 PM

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QUOTE(^Hobbes^ @ Nov 15 2008, 05:18 PM)
my one full of thorns tongue.gif
by the time she finish doing 50 times she bleed to death


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ur acting sarkkkkkkkkkkkkkk! tongue.gif
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post Nov 15 2008, 05:22 PM

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QUOTE(^Hobbes^ @ Nov 15 2008, 05:21 PM)
keep up the good work flex.gif
hopefully u hit a bigger wall next round wink.gif
no i am not cursing u
but like i said
the more u grind the faster u level up tongue.gif
i think u used it on ur gf
dare not admit oni
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post Nov 15 2008, 05:26 PM

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QUOTE(^Hobbes^ @ Nov 15 2008, 05:24 PM)
hoho
i bongkar ur rahsio oledi whistling.gif
eh life's fair it will give u break once in a while wud
e.g. certain years are smooth while certain arent
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of course u say like tat as u dunno my situation sad.gif
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post Nov 15 2008, 05:29 PM

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QUOTE(^Hobbes^ @ Nov 15 2008, 05:27 PM)
u dun tell how i know? whistling.gif
why ?
u maintaining a platonic relationship?
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wat it mean?
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post Nov 15 2008, 05:31 PM

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QUOTE(^Hobbes^ @ Nov 15 2008, 05:30 PM)
perhaps those not so smooth year = break lor tongue.gif

this year quite smooth for me
mebbe next year it will be the same for me laugh.gif


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err no intimacy tongue.gif
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not quite sure wat u wanna ask tongue.gif
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post Nov 15 2008, 05:32 PM

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why u so into maria ozawa wink.gif
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post Nov 15 2008, 05:34 PM

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QUOTE(^Hobbes^ @ Nov 15 2008, 05:31 PM)
nvm u always have maria ozawa and misa campo wud


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means no intimacy type of relationship lor
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my english very poor... rclxub.gif
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post Nov 15 2008, 05:34 PM

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QUOTE(Kampung2005 @ Nov 15 2008, 05:33 PM)
Er, Maria Ozawa is not my cup of tea biggrin.gif
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post Nov 15 2008, 05:39 PM

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QUOTE(^Hobbes^ @ Nov 15 2008, 05:38 PM)
nvm u still have tonnes of others brows.gif
thats the beauty of open marketttttttttttttttttt
i see so its work related biggrin.gif
sometimes working harder may not be the answer
working smart could be ?
means no sex relationship
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say early mah tongue.gif
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post Nov 15 2008, 05:40 PM

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QUOTE(Kampung2005 @ Nov 15 2008, 05:38 PM)
Other Japanese female are better looking than Maria Ozawa  biggrin.gif
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rin mizusaki brows.gif
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post Nov 15 2008, 05:42 PM

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QUOTE(^Hobbes^ @ Nov 15 2008, 05:41 PM)
one mans poison is another mans meat brows.gif
heheheh

maintaining a no sex relationship hard or not?\

can see but kenot eat
worst than now u see now u dont
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lol
i nvm de... as her body a bit weak wink.gif
dunwan rush rush... no SEX b4 marriage whistling.gif whistling.gif
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post Nov 15 2008, 05:45 PM

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QUOTE(^Hobbes^ @ Nov 15 2008, 05:44 PM)
money related
guess everyone of us face it everyday
unless borned to super rich family or oil dynasty

a restructure perhaps?
pedo in the making brows.gif
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post Nov 15 2008, 05:46 PM

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QUOTE(^Hobbes^ @ Nov 15 2008, 05:45 PM)
ohhhhhhh
nvm u need to kasi her eat bak fong pills
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apatu doh.gif doh.gif
in fact, i'm not sure she's the one somemore wink.gif
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post Nov 15 2008, 05:50 PM

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LOL @ kampung
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post Nov 15 2008, 05:51 PM

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QUOTE(^Hobbes^ @ Nov 15 2008, 05:49 PM)
wud wud wud
oh need to be sure oni can eat?
but money can help ease things on stuff that cant be solved by money brows.gif
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might be wink.gif
cannot tersalah eat whistling.gif
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post Nov 15 2008, 05:52 PM

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QUOTE(^Hobbes^ @ Nov 15 2008, 05:51 PM)
earn more earn more!!
work harder and smarter brows.gif

as for me career and money wise not the best for me
but i take it as a break


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nvm u'll soon learn its wrong tongue.gif
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plz teach me wat to do notworthy.gif sifu notworthy.gif
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post Nov 15 2008, 05:55 PM

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QUOTE(silverhawk @ Nov 15 2008, 05:53 PM)
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post Nov 15 2008, 05:55 PM

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QUOTE(^Hobbes^ @ Nov 15 2008, 05:54 PM)
i no experience
hand aso not yet hold before
how to teach u? sweat.gif
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plz teach me everything u know notworthy.gif

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