A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. After a long search he found nothing but an old lamp.
disappointed he rubbed the lamb and a genie came out. The genie agreed to grant him 3 wishes but his enemy will get double.
the man agreed and said "give a a billion dolar!!" the genie granted it, and his enemy got 2 billion.
then he said "give me a sexy and beautiful wife!!" the genie granted it, and his enemy got 2.
lastly, he said "scare me half to death!!"
guess what happened.
Genie joke, sorry if lipost