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> Genie joke, sorry if lipost

post Nov 11 2008, 09:43 PM, updated 10y ago

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A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. After a long search he found nothing but an old lamp.

disappointed he rubbed the lamb and a genie came out. The genie agreed to grant him 3 wishes but his enemy will get double.

the man agreed and said "give a a billion dolar!!" the genie granted it, and his enemy got 2 billion.

then he said "give me a sexy and beautiful wife!!" the genie granted it, and his enemy got 2.

lastly, he said "scare me half to death!!"

guess what happened.

post Nov 11 2008, 10:09 PM

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his enemy will get scared fully to death?
post Nov 11 2008, 10:22 PM

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wow.... ha ha.... old joke is old
post Nov 11 2008, 10:24 PM

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repost, the so called "enemy" scared 2 times.
post Nov 12 2008, 02:56 AM

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post Nov 12 2008, 10:42 AM

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lol old joke is old... and flawed as always.

some think that the joke is meant to mean the enemy gets only a quarter since half x half = quarter

but then double of half is full, so the enemy will be scared to death - which makes no point of the joke.

your call.
post Nov 12 2008, 10:57 AM

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QUOTE(chocoholic221 @ Nov 11 2008, 10:09 PM)
his enemy will get scared fully to death?
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post Nov 13 2008, 04:55 PM

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LOL.. most of forumer didn't get the jokes?

when the guy asked the genie to grant his wish which is "scared me half to death", then his enemy will get double which means the enemy will scared to death. tongue.gif

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