Nov 13 2008, 03:55 PM
QUOTE(greyshadow @ Nov 13 2008, 03:51 PM)
i heard this joke before about this Imam with his bag
In this Kampung, there's an very old Imam that has serviced basically all of the male adults in that kampung for the past 50 years.
He has the habit of keeping the little piece of skin in a sack as souvenir.
On his day of retirement, he open up his sack and there's few hundred foreskins.
So he pass all those foreskin to a tailor, ask him to make a big sling bag out of those foreskins, and will pay him RM200 for the job. The tailor agreed, and ask him to return one week later to collect.
One week later, the retired Imam returns to the tailor. But what the tailor shown him wasn't a big sling bag, but a tiny coin pouch.
Furious, the Imam asked what the tailor has done to the rest of the foreskins he collected throughout the years, and the tailor said he has used every single bit of the skins to make a bag for him, and that's it, the tiny coin pouch.
When the Imam is about to burst into flame thinking the tailor has conned him for a RM200 coin pouch, the tailor shown him how to use the bag.
When it's normal, it's a coin pouch. If you rub it a few times, stroking it will be more efficient, then it will slowly expand into a big bag.
To make it small again, just pour some cold water on it.
The Imam return home happily.
magic bag!! girls will love to go shopping with that. In this Kampung, there's an very old Imam that has serviced basically all of the male adults in that kampung for the past 50 years.
He has the habit of keeping the little piece of skin in a sack as souvenir.
On his day of retirement, he open up his sack and there's few hundred foreskins.
So he pass all those foreskin to a tailor, ask him to make a big sling bag out of those foreskins, and will pay him RM200 for the job. The tailor agreed, and ask him to return one week later to collect.
One week later, the retired Imam returns to the tailor. But what the tailor shown him wasn't a big sling bag, but a tiny coin pouch.
Furious, the Imam asked what the tailor has done to the rest of the foreskins he collected throughout the years, and the tailor said he has used every single bit of the skins to make a bag for him, and that's it, the tiny coin pouch.
When the Imam is about to burst into flame thinking the tailor has conned him for a RM200 coin pouch, the tailor shown him how to use the bag.
When it's normal, it's a coin pouch. If you rub it a few times, stroking it will be more efficient, then it will slowly expand into a big bag.
To make it small again, just pour some cold water on it.
The Imam return home happily.
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