Here was the senario, it was 11 v 11 in Strike, my side attacking. The defending team only has one person left. On my Esc-Radar there were green arrows running all over the place, I ran into A, I thought to myself; okay looks like it's clear.

.. .. .. .. *BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED* And I just stood there on top of the bomb.

Kura : Hey guys, looks like we win lolz.
Someone : lol

.. .. .. .. Kura : guys my Strafe Right key is stuck. *BOMB HAS BEEN DEFUSED*
Everyone : WTF?!?!?!?!

I look down to see Astroboy proning on the ground to my right, my first reflex was jump away. My second reflex was yelling "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!?!?!" into the microphone.

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That was seriously a wtf moment ._.

lawl. Ninja defuse?

Tell me about it

i hoped that defuser dude recorded it
n we shall watch another ninja defuse on youtube
huhu

I had bomb squad.....saw the skull......walked into it the claymore =.=''


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Oh dude i remember THAT! I was there with Josh somemore.......you nOOOOB hahahahahahhaha

izzit when playing wif us? wahaha xp

i tubed a person infront of his face by mistake because my ******* friends keep pressing 5 then he kena the unexploded tube and mati

I've once killed the same guy 3 times in a row with a single airstrike.

This post has been edited by Luftwacko: Oct 20 2008, 12:10 PM

using mytyrdom...after respawn died to own grenade

was playing HC S&D and was a sniper defending at A side of backlot. you know la that sniper hiding place at top side. the attacking planted the bomb. after piak piak pew pew, then all attackers mati. i didnt realized at that time. then i saw someone going at b from far. i simply hs and that was my teammate lol. from afar and the dude inside building, the teammate marker on top of head was hidden. i didnt see that and he was trying to defuse the bomb. because the bomb was nearly exploded, i didnt go defusing it. so the next round, that dude cast a vote to kick me even though i apologized. but all other dudes voted 'NO'. then someone said, why kick him? he is so funny man lol.

This post has been edited by Dark Steno: Oct 20 2008, 12:27 PM

I luv d playa REALAPPLE. P90 + Jammer + Marty.
Bcuz of his marty,after knifing him, i throw d marty away, *boom*

+20 on my screen. two instant kills. FTW! and also grenade throwback challenge complete!


Other wtf moments is call heli then switch teams cuz team is imba.

then kena whack by my own heli

WraitH Heli WraitH

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This post has been edited by xxWraitHxx: Oct 20 2008, 01:23 PM

How about this. All player rush same place. After the strat nade, the nade hit the pillar, bounce to the place where players are rushing to, and the nade kill all the teammate + the guy who throw the nade?

Ok check this out: Playing Backlot HC SND, As Marines at the starting point. You know where you prenade above the bulding right in front of you and try to get it to Op For starting point? Imagine you dont make it above the building and it bounces back on the whole FRIKKEN team. Happened once. Got kicked.

OH oh guys this is something i bet no one has never seen and experience before. Here goes,

Broadcast S&D Hdcore. if im not mistaken 8 vs 8

bang bang boom bang bang. Smoke clears. Left 1 opfor vs 2 marine. Bomb has been planted at B site (next to room full of hard drives)

Last Opfor killed 1 marine, the other marine shoot Opfor. Left 1 LAST marine. Bomb ticking. Left 30 secs. Everyone watching, thought confirm GG.

Marine moves to bombsite. 1st he crouched, then he stand up. Crouch and stand. (repeated process around 5 times or more) 15 secs remaing.

Everyone was going "defusela", "fasterla" etc. 5-4-3-2-1. Still standing there. Bomb! pop goes the marine

Turns out he was a lvl 3 authentic noob player. never know how to press F button. Longest moment of noobness Approx 30< secs.

BIGGEST NOOB MOMENT EVER SEEN FOR ME! haha try to bet this noob moment

huh ~.~

FFA strike. 10 players. I call my heli. As my heli was shooting a player, I ran to that player and knifed him. My heli killed me. True story.

pr8sh plants claymore infront of entrance to upper broken B side. I heard the claymore and I ran in and jump past it to the other side of the room. It clicked why he was sprinting forward trying to knife me, or trying to get out of the room. Claymore killed him. Haha. Phail.

LOL. Just yesterday. 5v5 SnD strike. I hear the plant sound at A. Lob a grenade to the bombsite. Grenade explodes and kills someone. BUT, the grenade actually activated a claymore, and quack died. Hahaha.

lol i know~~ happened in strike LOL and josh shouting QUACK DOWN!!!!!!!

Its S&D on strike and were attacking. Round starts.....all five men runs down the slope. We all wait for the prenades......i then prenade the trash cans in A......my grenade bounces of some(YES I STILL DONT KNOW WHICH POLE) pole.....falls back down....and i kill the entire team(including me) with 1(ONE) grenade......

It was a round that lasted for 20 secs....hahahahaha

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Added on October 27, 2008, 4:06 pmlol josh the freak! lawl

This post has been edited by [ESP].quack: Oct 27 2008, 04:06 PM

Wah! Quack TK pro.

NICE ONE LARR!!!

HAHAHA realapple is my RL fren and he never listens to me when i say change gun.. HIS SO ANNOYING!!


HAHAHA i was the opposing team i remember.. we had to RR after that u freaking noob.. wasted 30 sec... zzz

True story, u know the map overgrown? when a heli gets summoned, at one point the heli will go right smack in the river seperating the two sides..i was on the hill when it came.. i saw it i sprint jump towards it and knifed it.. did no dmg but was hella funny shouting I KNIFED A HELI!! lolx..

Another time, it was 1on1 snd in backlot.. when BOTH of them died to a claymore at the same time while 1 was running away from the other chasing him.. it was freaking hilarious....

oh and the story where brian thru a nade and activated a claymore killing someone? it was quack.. he was planting the bomb and he asked me to cover him.. i on the other hand went over to him and planted 2 calymores facing him and ran away which then killed him in the end.. i laughed so hard then flaver ended up killing me too and won the round.. RETARDED moment.. haha

In strike, bomb planted at A, I run towards the B side entrance, I saw red lines and no opfor insignia on the ground facing the entrance, so I decided to prone behind the claymore and wait for someone... Guy runs by, I shoot the claymore, claymore kills guy and teammate that ran out of the bushes to knife him.

"GOOD JOB TEAM, GET READY FOR THE NEXT ROUND!"

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Same setting as above, guy runs by, I run pass the claymore and back, claymore explodes; dead opposition kills teammate and his 0 - 0 - 1 score became -5. Lulz.

Rocket Jumping.

I mean RPG Jumping.

It Works.

tdm shipment 16players hc (typical garena server)
my AS killed my whole team and myself
1:20 res time
epic phail AS

1:20 ress time??

u tried 4 mins??

^^V

happened in pub server lolx~

26 players hong kong server

i sweeped the whole map ~ with my a/s
killing 10 enemies and 12 allies including myself LOL!

4 minutes? hahahahahahahaha. better go to your console and type reconnect. hahaha.

LOL HAHA!~ True True!
I luv da playa too yo!~
He does lotsa funny funny stuffs!~

ROFL, again the same funny playa REALAPPLE!

Was in crash and he engage me like 5 times in a row trying to knife me, I shot him 4 times at the end he got to knife me, so ok .. Then end of the game he said:

'HAHAHA I knifed yan so many times!'

I think he included other matchs that I played with him before looool.

here's a few wadafak moment for you.....

wetworks - heli was waitin on top of me for at least 15 seconds and everytime i peek i get shot once. that was ghey

crash. - sniper house op for base looking at blue house alley - heli came down to window level gunned and missiled me to hell

district - i tried to knife heli but instead got shot down when i was infront of it =.='

snd broadcast - i tot enemy still alive so i threw a nade in and wiped out 3 of my teammates and penaltied all the way down to hell

hmm today fff server - omg that idiot killed me kick him kick him... and i opened console /kick *PnU*Stardust ... and he said i wanted fame =.='''

cod is a weird game to play

to quote Quack

NAISSS ONEEE LAAAA

HAHa! I WUZ THERE!!!!

I was camping in the filing room in Broadcast on the defense side, someone in lobby got sniped. I hear my team mate shout 'SNIPER'. I run forward towards the upper landing in the lobby... I crouch around the corner with my barreta drawn... I ADS at the sniper house at the cute lil crack next to the large crack, I fire ONE shot.

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GUD JAWB TIMM, GIT REDDY FOR DA KNEKS RAUN

ohhh i remember....one of the funniest moments was when i was having a scrim with SWL. It wasn't an ordinary match as [SWL].KURA was in it. omg dude u kept screaming my name EVERYSINGLE TIME.....oh yea...good times.

he lubs u quack lol~

hmmm ! it would be when i wan playing at ftz asia cafe, subang jaya . a newbie tube me point blanc n i died ! the worst part was when i i view the kill cam ! i found out tat my cock kena tube . n tats how i died ! kena tube in the cock ! wth ....

planted claymore face to face with an enemy... the timing is so nice where both of us juz reach the door and click to plant the claymore.. its like being a movie where that split sec u heard the "click" sound and both of us blow each other up...LOL... i felt like everythin time stop awhile when i heard the click sound...hahaha

It was on broadcast. I and another sniper friend was on the sniper building. He was at the peek hole and I was at the tables. I wanted to get on top of the ledge. so I jumped to it but I suddenly DIED and fell down the stairs.

Then I realized that my sniper fren blindly,no scopedly fired into the wall next to me not knowing I was still there which headshot me and led to my utter demise.


Biggest LOL of the day.

Funniest moment for me was in a HC SnD moment,

where we planted,
all of our members died,
the 2 of the opposing members alive,
1 was defusing and another was with bomb squad saw a skull,
shot it and boom,
we win cause he shot 2 C4's planted in between the crates and blew up in their faces.

This post has been edited by Echo: Nov 7 2008, 10:38 AM