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TSMICHAEL NG
post Oct 18 2008, 07:43 PM, updated 18y ago

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Vocabulary Test for the Dirty Minded:
I challenge you NOT to think dirty.
None of the answers are obscene in any way.
1) What is a four-letter word that ends in "k" and means the same as intercourse?
2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
4) What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?
5) Name five words that are each four letters long, end in " u-n-t " one of which is a word for a woman?
6) What does a dog do that you can step into?
7) What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with " k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
lookaround.gif What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts,and can make a girl fat?
9) What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
10) What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?


So how many of you manage not to think dirty... go on tell me... i know you do..anyway this is all the answer. A You having a laugh, i do. hahahah

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Did you think dirty ?Me too . rclxms.gif rclxms.gif rclxms.gif rclxms.gif

This post has been edited by MICHAEL NG: Oct 18 2008, 08:06 PM
syazwanreno
post Oct 18 2008, 07:55 PM

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better put answer into a spoiler nod.gif
Baronic
post Oct 18 2008, 08:03 PM

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i passed question 2, 5 and 10 XD
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post Oct 18 2008, 08:06 PM

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only an innocent mind would answer those question correctly
raymones89
post Oct 18 2008, 08:23 PM

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i got it all wrong
TSMICHAEL NG
post Oct 18 2008, 08:40 PM

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You all have dirty mind but same as me .
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post Oct 18 2008, 09:46 PM

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This QA story in BM

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AskarPerang
post Oct 18 2008, 09:53 PM

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The BM version is funnier.
Hahaha! Innocent boy!!!
TheWandererX
post Oct 18 2008, 09:56 PM

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My goodness. What a perverted headmaster doh.gif

Nice jokes both of you, I got 8 out of 10 correct. Couldn't avoid the unt one. And the twenty dollar bill. That was totally random...

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post Oct 18 2008, 09:57 PM

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I got 0/10 lol
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post Oct 19 2008, 10:45 PM

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lol damn funny...thumbs up..
TSMICHAEL NG
post Oct 20 2008, 04:31 PM

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post Oct 20 2008, 05:11 PM

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1) What is a four-letter word that ends in "k" and means the same as intercourse?
dunno

2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
dunno

3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
dunno

4) What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?
firetruck

5) Name five words that are each four letters long, end in " u-n-t " one of which is a word for a woman?
aunt

6) What does a dog do that you can step into?
dunno

7) What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with " k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
fork

8) What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts,and can make a girl fat?
dunno

9) What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
dunno

10) What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
surname

ps: dunno = dirty words

 

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