Only lazy guys would want that.
Efforts should be made to understand the intentions of the target by means of interpreting their body language, choice of words.

I prefer to say, they only exist in the mind of the person who wrote the document, whom I am quite sure was smokin a Bong at that time.

Dude, that is NOT the way to talk to a pink-tagger!
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Men are simple. Women look at it from the complicated angle instead.