A man's self worth is defined by the results he can achieve or by how accurately he can hit a moving zebra.

If one man asks another man for advice, the man who is asked sees the request as a compliment. A man sees asking for advice as a weakness.

In heaven, every man has three remote controls and all the toilet seats are left up. Why do men keep flicking through the channels with the remote control? Why won't men insist on leaving the toilet seat up?

As long as a man concentrates on one thing, he is always able to forget his own trouble and feel good about himself.

Men is complicated too.