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 What is dota?, Cancer killing the gaming standard?

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ken0777
post Oct 7 2008, 07:05 PM

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dota is a like a drug... once ur into it... pretty hard to kick of the addiction... well it's pretty similiar to cigerettes, sex, porno and other stuff like weed and other banned chemicals...

side effects of dota may include:-
1.sleepless nites
2.unable to converse in normal english vocab coz will be sayin words like noob, imba, pawn, owning, backdoor, deny, combo, ulti and gangbang almost contantly
3.sudden increase in anger and rage due to certain players we call 'noobs
4.will have bad relationship with girlfrens due to the constant involvement in the dota game
5.worship kingsurf as an idol
6.can't wait for next version of dota to come out....till effects normal mental awareness
7.might not eat due to suppression of hunger
8.if all symptoms progresses will either be hospitalized...
9.if manage to be friggin good at it... badawi will ask you to meet him in person...
10. Quote of the year... "only kingsurf is supported by our prime minister... dota is the best mmorpg ever created by blizzard"... nuff said

 

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