女人感叹男人:

有才华的长的丑、长的帅的挣钱少、
挣钱多的不顾家、顾家的没出息、有出息的不浪漫、
会浪漫的靠不住、靠的住的又窝囊。

男人感叹女人:

漂亮的不下厨房、下厨房的不温柔、
温柔的没主见、有主见的没女人味、
有女人味的乱花钱、不乱花钱的不时尚、
时尚的不放心、放心的没法看、

老婆是电视、情人是手机、
在家看电视、出门带手机、
破产卖电视、发财换手机、
偶尔看电视、整天玩手机、
电视终身不收费、手机欠费就停机、

三十岁的男人正在学坏、抱着同一代唱着同样的爱、
四十岁男人已经学坏、抱着下一代唱着迟来的爱、
五十岁男人最坏、抱着第三代、唱着糊涂的爱,
做女人一定要经得起谎言、受得起敷衍、忍得住欺骗、忘得了诺言、(bullshit !)
宁愿相信世上有鬼、也不能相信男人那破嘴。

we wis wewewony?

wawimals? wis what?
wawooo waiger!~

wow , connection suddenly slowed down ..

wai waim wat wai wooowishhhh!
woo?? wee waaa wuuu?

no man are faithful?

dun u think so ?

yeah
perhaps u shuld stop dloading prawnz

Traumatic relationship experience?

i prefer fish

wow , connection suddenly slowed down ..

yeah
perhaps u shuld stop dloading prawnz

those ghey fish will clog your bandwidth too

got fish?

Doomsday is near, TMNut will perish!!!!!
but prawn is good, drunken prawn good for sex drive

  lou fu zai

got...
even waterfish also got

taigers are generally faithful

If based on national geographic...yesh....

I meant old faithful.....is the geyser from yellowstone national park in US....you can check it out....and chu will understand what i meant earlier

I still prefer the one based on national geographic, i'm like the geyser you mention
down to earth simple