i no spam msn 2gether gether with SC and FC people so i is the kenot go out?


No MSN disabled me

as if i dont want....

Nvm like tech say
u are high class ppl
i think you dont need much effort to hook up with some hawt babes


it wasnt me

wat pus?


my reputation got tarnished
i dont need to go around asking for dates any more

wah that makes u even higher on the wanted list
girls want guys who can cook and wash plates

err can i still swear on a quran or bibble to prove my innocence?

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Added on August 19, 2008, 10:11 am
a slave life


This post has been edited by ^Hobbes^: Aug 19 2008, 10:11 AM

Wah so gentleman
i'm sure your dates will be impressed
after a romantic candle light dinner, you stand up, clear her table for her, and do the washing + throwing left overs(perhaps none as she gobbled it all up while looking at you sheepishly)


oh i do, before i swear i did not do it, can i aso swear that i belive in either?

yerrr
i dun wan oledi
so malu kena caught red handed

sam more i still want to date ppl on the internet larr

but later wolf go swear on the bible or quran he is innocent
then ma case close?

it work
see the crusaders?
Gods warrior on earth

yerrr
i not so high tech can change my stripes
sam more no money go study
no technology and know how to change my stripes
guess i am stuck with it for th rest of my life


If ppl refuse then how ?

malaysia dun have such law yet lar
i think i can make do with swearing on the quran

wah i no money pay u lar

b*tches attracts horny dogs who dont mind sharing the b*tch with others
unless u want to attract that kind of ppl, else u shuldnt be worry about them much

the animals in the jungle always tell me there is no free lunch in this world
got catch or not one?


dont say liddat lar, if u not qualified i lagi not qualified lor
since wat wolf did to me went public

not syiok la
sometimes the way the animals behave really digusting one, most of the animals are selfish one, some talk without using brain, some want to claim credit for things they didnt even lend a hand in

no leh i still need to find a mate one
with my reputation tarnished already
hard lor

arrange marriage got problem ?
i sked the run away from me considering that my nails are filled with shit after a hard day work
when i go home and eat, i think she run far far away

yer but i cant speak vietnamese wor
i tot communication is very important in a relationship?

me: want to have dinner together
vietnamese: wjaiifhksaejllvs

me: har? what joo say?
vietnamese: wahikwalkfnaekfnaejfnea

me: whaddafark? i cant understand you
vietnamese: nrmksnm,nsrlgjsvms

yerrr
the taiger's eye so lonely and sad
really like me

wah then she may scold me for speaking too much cuz, a picture is worth a thousand words
if i want some deep throat cleansing, how to show her?

yer kenot
i gentletigar wont use force one

kenotttttttt
later she use toilet bowl water as lubricant and force the toilet brush down my throat

yeah lor
back to square one like i said, not a viable solution

you think so easii meh?
sam more my english = rojak england

i sked they no understand me leh

wont liver failure one lar

wat makes u think i dont speak mandarlin?
i can speak mandarlin aso, but i dunno if the vietnamese girl wana learn mandarin or not
later she moar interested in hakka how?

1 bottle oledi kau tim?