Holy shit. 6 casualties in 1 episode.
Also, Isn't it sad George.

THANK GOD for less uu UUUUUUUU uu uUUu

George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "...Take it off for me, I will go ask for a refund next week"

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "Actually, I was about to give it to you, dad...will you marry me?"

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "Actually, I was about to give it to Battler...*Cries*"
Battler: "WTF?!"

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "...Can you take that off for me please? It's kinda expensive you know..."

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "k great, I guess I will go ahead then...*starts to take off his clothes*"

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "Ran~~~~Ran~~~~RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "I guess I should now try to summon myself a Rozen Maiden..."

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "Battler, I'll now give this to you...will you marry me?"
Battler: "What?! Why me now?!"

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "...I thought I told her to give it to Kanon for me..."

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "...I was planning on giving it to Ange-chan..."

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "...Can you check for me if there's one anywhere on Kanon's fingers?"

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Wait, I'm still looking for it...Hang on...Kanon-kun, can you help me find where her hands are?"
George: "..."

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, there's one on each of 'em, which one are you talking about?"
George: "..."

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "...So she's the one who stole it..."

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "I was planning to give it to Jessica..."

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "*Quickly takes the ring off and hides it*...No, what are you talking about?"

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "...Grandpa told me to give it to her...WAAAAHHHHHHHHH*Starts Crying out loud*"

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "...I knew it, she's a member of Akatsuki."

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...No, what are you talking about?"
George: "..."

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Gohda's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
Eva: "What?! George...did you...?!?!"

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
...

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "Ya-yada~~(Tsundere Style)"

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "You told me to give it to your lover."

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "Mom told me to give it to her lover."

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
Shannon: "Bullsh*t!"

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
Eva: "Wait, wasn't that mine which I've lost a few weeks earlier?"
George: "...Darn!"

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "...I thought I told her to give it to Battler..."

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George: "...Dad, is there a doggy-collar anywhere on Battler's neck?"

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "That's not from me, that's from Shinpachi-kun (Gintama)."

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
(???: "ya-yamede-auu~~auu~~yamede!!!!")
Hideyoshi: "I...I can't see clearly...*////*"
George: "......*Stares*"

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! THE WIND IS TOO LOUD!!!"
George: "..."

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "Can you give it back to me please? I forgot to take it off when I was shaving their faces...too nervous lolz"

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "..."
Hideyoshi: "What is it?"
George: "...I told her to wear it on her neck..."

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "What'ya think? Pretty nice-looking isn't it?"

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "Really?"
Hideyoshi: "Really"
George: "Are you sure?"
Hideyoshi: "I'm sure"
George: "Surely sure?"
Hideyoshi: "...Surely sure..."
George: "Then congratulations~You've answered Correctly!!!"
Hideyoshi: "..."

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "Google it"

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "...I'm kinda regreting it now"

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "...I was gonna give it to Ryukishi07...I want him to give me more lines, and more girls"

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "IT'S A SUCCESS!!! I chose the options just like how the Strategy Guide told me to, Battler! You are a genius!"
Battler: "WTF are you talking about?! She's F***ing dead! This has to be a BAD-END!"

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Battler: "*Raises his hand*Is this the one you're talking about?"
Eva: "What?! George...did you...?!?!"

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "...About that ring, dad..."
Hideyoshi: "What is it?"
George: "...I'M SORRY!!!WAAAHHHH!!!"
Hideyoshi: "What is it? Why are you crying all of a sudden?!"
George: "Actually...I used up all our family-savings to buy her clothes and the maid-costumes...And I sold mom in the blackmarket secretly to buy her the ring..."
Eva: "F***! You ungrateful little..."
Hideyoshi: "It's alright honey, I sold George as well...Qi-Pao's kinda expensive you know"
George: "F***! You fat old Qi-pao-con!"
(Qipao: A traditional Chinese-style dress, just like the one Eva wears"

Happy End
(The Family has to die because they sold themselves to Beato, and that's only logical)

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "Can you take it off for me please? I got the two messed up, that one's for Battler"

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "If we flip the chessboard around, I can say that this is definitely a murder-for-money!"
Battler: "Quit stealing my lines!...And WTF's with that retarded messed up logic?!"

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "*Cries*Uu-Uu! George's ring! George's Ring!!! Give it back...Give it back!!! Uu-Give it back!!"

*Rosa sits up*

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "Nippa~I'm so happy~"
Battler: "What'ya Nippa-ing about!? She's F***ing dead!"

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Battler: "...Uncle Hideyoshi, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon-chan's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "...*Cries silently*"

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "Darn! I should've never trusted that damn seller! He said that the ring gives automatic resurrection!"

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "Just as planned =_=+"

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George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "So the rumors that this ring is cursed is true after all..."

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Lastly:

George: "...Dad, is there a ring anywhere on Shannon's fingers?"
Hideyoshi: "...Yeah, what about it?"
George: "Can you take it off for me please? It's kinda expensive"
Hideyoshi: "Urgh...Urgh...Darn it's not moving! It's too tight!"
George: "You idiot! Isn't there a chainsaw right beside you? Saw it off and give it to me!"
Kinzo (Hiding in the dark corner like Gumasawa): "...I take back my positive comments about you...George..."

Maria is EVIL!!! More so in the manga.