lol some kotaku reader saw this on the bonus disc


a xbox360 lol

not that is any of a big deal

Secular & Un-Christian Games
Here are some Secular games that Christian gamers and parents should be aware of...

Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots (Komani, PS3)
6.12.2008: (Note: I have not played this game since it is rated "M" and isn't allowed on the Fellowship U campus, so I am basing this mini-review on Secular media reports.) In Metal Gear Solid 4, you play the role of Snake, a soldier who uses stealth to sneak around a battlefield on a mission to steal guns from the Patriots (and to choke people from behind). As his name implies, Snake is actually a symbolic agent of Satan, sent into the world to finish what he started in the Garden. Evidence of this symbolism can be seen by Snake's use of an Apple iPod throughout the game (Apple is a notorious promoter of Darwinism and counter-culture). Also, Meryl, who guides Snake via a disembodied voice, uses an Apple Macintosh computer (I think Meryl is supposed to represent Satan himself, but all the symbolism is very confusing since it was written by a Japanese guy). This game promotes drug use (Snake is addicted to cigarettes and the HDD installation process features an 8-minute video of Snake teaching players how to smoke), eugenics through human cloning (Snake was the product of a project to clone "super soldiers"), disrespect of Authority (Snake's main enemy in the game are the Patriots, who represent the Christian founders of our nation), and Materialistic Determinacy with an absence of Free Will (every game in the MGS series is a remake of the first, only with a different Snake clone, the theory being that by putting the clones through the same missions, they will develop into the same person). MGS4 was designed to train those who will be left behind after the Rapture to serve in the Antichrist's military forces. As such, it has no value for the Christian gamer, who is among the Elect and won't have to deal with that, but it may help the unsaved to know the tactics they will be up against in a post-Rapture world should they choose to join the fight against the Antichrist and secure themselves a place among the Sheep when Christ returns. Therefore, I am giving it ONE CROSS for this slight benefit. †

Hayter complained about the ending, complained about Kojima, and complained about the length of the cutscenes in MGS4. He continues on to say that the Metal Gear Movie would be a waste if it weren't told from a more American perspective. I smell a hack. Somebody who wants to gleefully cash a paycheck for the sake getting a job done quickly. I'm not saying the game was flawless story wise but being unable to swallow a story that isn't from your perspective or choice is just belligerent. Did he not also consider some things are lost in translation? It also shows a very cruel intolerance that Americans are infamously known for. Hayter, shut your mouth unless you have lines and a cue card.

Hey jerk-off,

I'm not sure what the f you're talking about. But I have nothing but immense respect for the games, the character, and most of all, for Mr. Kojima himself, whom I consider a friend and mentor.

I love Metal Gear 4. Someone at a panel asked me if I ever disagreed with anything in the games, and I did say that I objected to Snake's hands shaking, as he put the gun barrel in his mouth, as I did not think it was worthy of a flawless warrior like Snake, who has killed so many, to quail when it was actually time to off himself. I argued that if Snake had decided to commit suicide, he would calmly put the gun in his mouth and be done with it.

In short, try to get the real story -- instead of misreading internet quotes out of context -- before shooting off your idiot mouth.

Consider yourself off my Christmas list,

David Hayter