can you imagine?
what if, woman lay eggs instead of give birth?
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 May 31 2008, 06:50 AM, updated 18y ago
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can you imagine? |
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May 31 2008, 06:56 AM
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QUOTE(ah_suknat @ May 31 2008, 06:50 AM) can you imagine?  |
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May 31 2008, 08:27 AM
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Dewata Raya Comic.
Biru give birth to an egg & in the egg got alien baby...lulz |
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May 31 2008, 10:23 AM
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i'd stop screwing women then. only animals lay eggs.
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May 31 2008, 10:36 AM
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i don't have to imagine...i know this egg-laying alien woman.
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May 31 2008, 10:59 AM
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we are mammals...
mammals dun lay eggs.... we are hot blooded creature... we are not frogs... |
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May 31 2008, 11:07 AM
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QUOTE(GotchaKawKaw @ May 31 2008, 11:59 AM) we are mammals... its a WHAT-IF questions, so let the imagination soar, rather analyzing it based with current reality.mammals dun lay eggs.... we are hot blooded creature... we are not frogs... |
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May 31 2008, 11:10 AM
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QUOTE(ah_suknat @ May 31 2008, 06:50 AM) can you imagine? Just like now women dont lay eggs its already natural to humans. |
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May 31 2008, 11:41 AM
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QUOTE(GotchaKawKaw @ May 31 2008, 10:59 AM) we are mammals... who say mammals dun lay eggsmammals dun lay eggs.... we are hot blooded creature... we are not frogs... in this world there are 2 mammal species that lay eggs |
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May 31 2008, 12:41 PM
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If women lay eggs, do they still have boobies?
Creatures that lay eggs no boobies o? Where are the fun then?  |
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May 31 2008, 12:42 PM
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women has egg... 1 egg 1 month... they store it in their womb.. and when ur tadpole merge with it... you get a baby ^^
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May 31 2008, 01:17 PM
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ahahahahahahaha! and they hatch them? XD
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May 31 2008, 01:49 PM
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week 4: single ostrich size egg pop out.
week 4+ --> week 40 it emerges from the blankets. length = 30cm or 1 foot weight = 1.1kg it can sing and dance. |
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May 31 2008, 02:16 PM
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no need use condoms liao
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May 31 2008, 02:34 PM
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Platypus?
 This post has been edited by Max: May 31 2008, 02:35 PM |
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May 31 2008, 03:58 PM
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QUOTE(Max @ May 31 2008, 02:34 PM) Platypus? And Echidna  Ting Ting , I wins the internets ! |
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May 31 2008, 04:23 PM
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Friend 1: Eh apsal berlari dalam hospital nie?
Friend 2: Nak cepat pegi ke tingkat 7, bini aku dah nak bertelur dah tu...  |
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May 31 2008, 05:43 PM
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QUOTE(firedauz @ May 31 2008, 04:23 PM) Friend 1: Eh apsal berlari dalam hospital nie? rofl ... that sounds so wrong ....Friend 2: Nak cepat pegi ke tingkat 7, bini aku dah nak bertelur dah tu... |
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May 31 2008, 05:43 PM
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u sure have good imagination dun u.....
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May 31 2008, 05:50 PM
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QUOTE(firedauz @ May 31 2008, 04:23 PM) Friend 1: Eh apsal berlari dalam hospital nie? lol roflFriend 2: Nak cepat pegi ke tingkat 7, bini aku dah nak bertelur dah tu... |
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May 31 2008, 06:33 PM
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but if we human are supposed to bertelur, then beranak would sounds wrong by then
 QUOTE(vey99 @ May 31 2008, 05:43 PM) rofl ... that sounds so wrong .... Added on May 31, 2008, 6:36 pmbut bertelur the baby is not yet come out, need to wait it till menetas.  This post has been edited by ah_suknat: May 31 2008, 06:36 PM |
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May 31 2008, 07:45 PM
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the human egg is called "oocyte"
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May 31 2008, 08:12 PM
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then the saying, "sang gao cha siu hou go" will change lo
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May 31 2008, 08:14 PM
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what if women lay "eggs" and not egg? let's say 10 tp 20 eggs?
imagine that!! |
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May 31 2008, 08:19 PM
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QUOTE(uniq @ May 31 2008, 08:14 PM) what if women lay "eggs" and not egg? let's say 10 tp 20 eggs? can open human egg business dimagine that!! |
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May 31 2008, 08:22 PM
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so we no nd use domdom?
after egg come out just cook for breakfast lol. OH SHI- SPERM=BREAKFAST TIZ IZ UNBELIVABLE! WE HAZ SOMTEHIN USEFUL FURR OUR SPERMI!! |
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May 31 2008, 10:25 PM
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how the hen receive the sperm from the cock? this is one question which i dun know till today
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Jun 1 2008, 12:03 AM
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QUOTE(firedauz @ May 31 2008, 04:23 PM) Friend 1: Eh apsal berlari dalam hospital nie? Best answer of the day!!Friend 2: Nak cepat pegi ke tingkat 7, bini aku dah nak bertelur dah tu... loL haHAHAhAHaHAHahAHHAhaHa |
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Jun 1 2008, 12:20 AM
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QUOTE(dattebayo @ May 31 2008, 11:25 PM) how the hen receive the sperm from the cock? this is one question which i dun know till today it ride inside a shuttle, hence the shuttlecock. |
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Jun 1 2008, 07:48 AM
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yala....forgot bout platypus....
then...we'll be like platypus la... swimming around..... |
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Jun 5 2008, 04:07 PM
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no more abortion... if ppl donwan the 'baby', just lay egg and cook it, gao dim...
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Jun 5 2008, 08:30 PM
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after laying the first baby-sized egg, the girl won't be fun anymore. unless...
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Jun 5 2008, 08:33 PM
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Friend 1: Eh apsal berlari dalam hospital lagi nie? Bukan bini ko dah selamat bertelur ke hari tu?
Friend 2: Kes nurse silap kasi telur lain daaa.. |
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Jun 5 2008, 09:05 PM
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Abortion would be easier and people wouldn't starve so easily.
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Jun 5 2008, 10:55 PM
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no more mammary glands.
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Jun 5 2008, 10:59 PM
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and truly, a true spartan baby come from a golden egg. air-conditioned.
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Jun 6 2008, 09:49 AM
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QUOTE(firedauz @ Jun 5 2008, 08:33 PM) Friend 1: Eh apsal berlari dalam hospital lagi nie? Bukan bini ko dah selamat bertelur ke hari tu? Friend 1 : camne ko tau?Friend 2: Kes nurse silap kasi telur lain daaa.. Friend 2 : aku olang melayu tapi die kasi telur |
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