i also know that she knows u won't

me me buy 5 DVDs free 1?

potong and show me ur extras

i sense alot of ppl "tok" ngo bui jek

Spanar king/

u wanna have them O.o

server too busy

This post has been edited by wwlai87: May 28 2008, 11:01 PM

buy 5 hamdai DVD free i pak condom, how ?

hi voodee...
no one talk bad bout u oso...

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Added on May 28, 2008, 11:01 pmhi voodee...
no one talk bad bout u oso...

This post has been edited by yukiz: May 28 2008, 11:01 PM

u jus gone for a while only.... rite? now u back d.... how to miss...

better make sure u got extra time n $ for tat..

i only lik exam...coz it's free time for me...no need do anything apart of study.... do assignment very san fu...for me...
me lazy worms... to do assignment...

voodee must hug on behalf of us...try to count how many SC members

i miss hobbes joke.... n u all very much..actually i wanted to spam..but i only manage to spam a few then MIA ...coz got ppl lookin for me anytime...
yeah....go Angus...
i bet tat tiger still din dare to meet us....
let him bully good mar.... he nvr bully me oso... everytime talk to me...oso talk very serious stuff...
guess ppl judge u n me...in a very different way... i suppose...

A married couple was driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started to arguing about the pronouncation of the town.

They argue back & forth until they stopped for lunch. as they stood at the counter, the husband asked the employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an arguement for us? Would you please pronounce where we are....very slowly?'

The girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrr, Gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing."

Making Cakes


There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."

distribute the hamdai pls.

i saw alot of post got voodee voodee
anyone pls tell me ape dah jadi pls

demand more jokes...

oh, then duwan la.. i got too many condoms dy... fren gave as my bday present

voodee voodee voodee voodee hahaha..add me in new member list weh

duwan
pay money for member fee sin

issin't icing suppose to be sweat ?

if like that chap lap lor

i am not sure oso...i guess u better refer to those previous posts to get a detail...

Going Down French Style!


Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for
a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.

It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!"

Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.

"What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie.

"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!"

She smiles and they start kissing.

When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."

Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts.

"Pierre! What are you doing?" asks the bewildered Marie.

"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!"

They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up.

Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!"

Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire.

Marie shrieks and dives into the river.

Standing waist deep in the river, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "Pierre, what in the hell do you think you're doing??!"

Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!"