Just came back, a cinematic masterpiece!
(but first 20 mins at rookie base is slow). When I first heard of Avatar I thought Cameron was just toying around with a filler movie before making Battle Angel Alita.. nothing could be further from the truth.
(spoiler!)
Cool scenes
- Jake running for the first time in his Avatar
- the shrinking flowers, helicopter beetles, killer panthersectoid chase
- Neytiri's first appearance 98% naked in a tree
- Jake covered in Ehwa jellyfish seedlings
- Jake learning to jump from a 120 feet cliff and not die (he jumps like an idiot)
- All the A- cup side boobage scenes (reminds me of olympics), Neytiri getting exasperated
- Appreciating the beauty of the forest
- Flying his first bird, flirting with Neytiri in the air
- initiation into warriorhood scene, get sexy face paint
- Instantly sex with Neytiri
- Bonding with Last Shadow (somehow all that got skipped), becoming 'the chosen one', shock & awe the clan
- Attempt to save Grace in Na'Vi shrine
- Rallying all the clans to showdown with the evil hoomans
- Air attack, ground attack, Ehwa fights back
- Michelle Rodriguez (her boobs look bigger since Lost), backstab the b****es, die in flames <--- looks phoned in, Cameron should've given her more flesh to chew
- Jake destroying the MF bomber with sticky boms
- Neytiri pwning Colonel Dipshit with panthersectoid, then one shot kill, fail, double tap, successfully kill the blowhard.
- Neytiri meets real Jake for the first time, save his ass.
- Jake becomes a Na'Vi for real and live with princess happily ever after.
Dec 17 2009, 02:51 AM
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