Gary Kasparov might not have beaten the chess computer Deep Blue , but he stood firm against Deep Throat. The video shows the Grandmaster being attacked by a flying Penis-copter whilst speaking at a Russian event. We're betting that the security guard who smacks the floating genitalia out of the air is a crack volleyball player; check out the whack he gives it.

Not only is this an impressive feat of DIY toy-modding and media-hacking, it also represents -- to the best of our knowledge -- the first time that a flying penis has ever disrupted a press conference in the real world. In Second Life, it's old hat by now: Last year, SL real estate entrepreneur Anshe Chung had a public interview in the virtual world interrupted by a parade of flying phalluses.

The best part, though, must be Kasparov's reaction. You can see a tiny smile flash across his poker face when he sees the chopper coming towards him. If we have any Russian speakers out there, tell us what Kasparov says afterwards.