I spy with my little eye a humourless oversensitive jackass making pointless posts in this thread. PS I'm not insulting anyone and if anyone has a problem with my post then its on their side not mine HURRRR.

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I don't know about you guys, but I literally don't have a life outside of Blitzone. You see, I actually live there. I sleep under the tables when you people have gone home. I gain sustenance by eating burger wrappings and sucking dregs from your discarded Coke cans. One time I caught a rat. It was old and slow and fat, or I would never have been able to snare it. The Ramli burger guy was kind enough to cook it for me on his little stove. As its tiny bones cracked between my filthy teeth, lacerating my gums and filling my mouth with the taste of my own blood, I was struck by the realisation that it and I were not so different in the end; both consumers of human refuse, gorging on the discarded leavings of others. There was one big difference though, I was a live while it wasn't. I chewed faster and resolved to catch more rats in the future. That was a good day.