... If you want a t-shirt that says bugger off, I'll keel you, wanna die?, etc all in one, it's easy.

You take one cat, one white tshirt, wrap t-shirt around cat and slam it against a wall till you have blood stains on the shirt, smack it's head right and you get the extra features of brains and eyeballs smeared all over it. Want more blood? Smack it some more.

And when you're all done, dry it and wear it. When you want to change the pattern, bleach it and start over, try a chipmunk or a dog.

Hardly, nothing says hardcore emo like a dead kitten smeared all over your tshirt. Human blood is like, weak.

Mud works just as well as dung but doesn't have the smell.

... Where joo going to get that? Also, who's going to notice it's a woman's blood? Even if you scatter pubic hair all over it, people are only goin to think some guy wanked off on it.

Kitten smear still wins.

A picture is worth a thousand words.