What If: You're Banned from Planet Earth, Another of Fire's What-If Series
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  May 15 2008, 12:01 PM, updated 18y ago
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Date: In the near realistic + futuristic future.
Situation: You are permanently banned from entering Earth. Reason: You did something terribly, TERRIBLY wrong  Your current location: In a one-man-controlled space flight, outside of Earth atmosphere. Probability of breaking an entrance: 0.00%. Illegal immigrants, especially those that are banish from their own planet, will be shot on sight (using futuristic weapons). Questions: - What will you do? - Where will you go? |
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May 15 2008, 12:06 PM
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you pretty much left only 1 direction. take over the spacecraft head for...mars.
people of earth prepare for when mars attacks!!! This post has been edited by beelzebob13: May 15 2008, 12:17 PM |
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May 15 2008, 12:06 PM
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start wanking out the window until the tell me to come back.
getting hit by flaming jizz from the sky? unpleasant. |
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May 15 2008, 12:13 PM
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Quit the game, create new profile and join back the server.
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May 15 2008, 12:16 PM
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I will build my own military empire from the vast resources of space, a robot army so huge, controlled by a semi-sentient being, aka me. I'll give up my humanity and become a machine intelligence, overlord of my empire of machines.
Soon, the empire of machines will evolve to a size where planet earth will soon find itself at the mercy of machines. |
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May 15 2008, 12:22 PM
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Drive my spacecraft straight, full throttle - to find the end of universe and prove Einstein wrong...
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May 15 2008, 12:34 PM
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QUOTE(firedauz @ May 15 2008, 12:01 PM) Date: In the near realistic + futuristic future. I assume space travel would be normal a the time and there'd be space colonies? If so, I'd set off Kessler's syndrome and shove off to a moon colony. Ban me from earth and I ban joo from space.Situation: You are permanently banned from entering Earth. Reason: You did something terribly, TERRIBLY wrong Your current location: In a one-man-controlled space flight, outside of Earth atmosphere. Probability of breaking an entrance: 0.00%. Illegal immigrants, especially those that are banish from their own planet, will be shot on sight (using futuristic weapons). Questions: - What will you do? - Where will you go?  This post has been edited by malaysianPotato: May 15 2008, 12:34 PM |
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May 15 2008, 12:44 PM
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I'll create a dupe account and sneak back to earth... the open new threads and flame all the moderators for banning me
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May 15 2008, 12:46 PM
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QUOTE(tomatotomatomy @ May 15 2008, 12:44 PM) I'll create a dupe account and sneak back to earth... the open new threads and flame all the moderators for banning me You know... Mods can't ban, joo want the staff and admins for that. |
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May 15 2008, 12:49 PM
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Go back to main menu -- > New Game
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May 15 2008, 12:54 PM
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QUOTE(malaysianPotato @ May 15 2008, 12:46 PM) You know... Mods can't ban, joo want the staff and admins for that. lol i see... sorry ar... i've nvr been banned b4, thus my lack of knowledge in these situations...  |
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May 15 2008, 01:02 PM
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err...
move to Mars and develop technology to fling asteroids at Earth? |
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May 15 2008, 01:12 PM
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achieve trancendance, become godlike then pwn earth
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May 15 2008, 01:50 PM
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Being a smart a$$, I'm gonna throw the moon to earth.
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May 15 2008, 02:05 PM
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I will migrate to the sun and turn off the power switch
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May 15 2008, 03:17 PM
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i'm gonna hack the server and restore my status to the period b4 wateva shit i had done....
 then i'm gonna mess wif their security systems and shoot on sight wateva it is.... be it civilian... GG |
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May 15 2008, 03:27 PM
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sounds like a marvel comic
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May 15 2008, 03:29 PM
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Send them T-Virus so there will be no more hooman on earth..
oh wait. Means that no more hooman on earth?  Or i will start my blog on space and condemned those who banned me. |
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May 15 2008, 03:33 PM
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masturbate in space and shot it to earth direction.
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May 15 2008, 04:23 PM
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Just an animated GIF of places you may consider of going outside Earth
  "... sum repos iz gud repos..." - William Shakespeare |
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May 15 2008, 05:39 PM
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I'd go to Mars...develop a lazer and melt Antartica and the North Pole...then I use my army to destroy anyone who is leaving earth
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May 15 2008, 05:54 PM
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i mah call for back up. Predatorsssss!!!
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May 15 2008, 05:59 PM
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QUOTE(firedauz @ May 15 2008, 01:01 PM) Situation: You are permanently banned from entering Earth. .. like fapping in public?Reason: You did something terribly, TERRIBLY wrong This post has been edited by alanyuppie: May 15 2008, 06:00 PM |
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May 15 2008, 08:08 PM
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find some aliens and attack earth.....
like my signature.... This post has been edited by bugpakoo: May 15 2008, 08:22 PM |
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May 15 2008, 08:46 PM
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May 15 2008, 09:19 PM
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QUOTE(firedauz @ May 15 2008, 04:23 PM) Just an animated GIF of places you may consider of going outside Earth nice gif.... "... sum repos iz gud repos..." - William Shakespeare i dint know URanus is so big...  |
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May 15 2008, 09:22 PM
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Somehow Fire's scenario is quite similar to this game, Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri. |
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