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post May 14 2008, 11:34 AM


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Hey i wanna ask something. Yeah it maybe disgusting but it is one of our daily lives that we must do everyday (in the toilet brows.gif )

I was having a conversation with a friend of mine and he kept insisting that the faeces is suppose to be floating not sinking. Of course I did some research but mainly there's a very strong argument that it either suppose to sink or float. How strongly does our faeces reflect our diet and our health ??

What do you think of this ?
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post May 14 2008, 11:43 AM


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who care?

sink or float... so wat?.. u wanna eat it?
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to see if someone healthy or not ? the digestive system ok o not. food we eat ok or not ? i think can be concluded from sink/float there smile.gif so discusting
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QUOTE(jonglik @ May 14 2008, 11:43 AM)
who care?

sink or float... so wat?.. u wanna eat it?
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I care ......
But feel free to eat yours first before asking me to eat whistling.gif
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post May 14 2008, 11:50 AM


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QUOTE(MSA @ May 14 2008, 11:47 AM)
I care ......
But feel free to eat yours first before asking me to eat  whistling.gif
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it depends on what kind of food you eat most. floating, mostly highly fibered food. sink, mostly non-fibered food

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I think u should consult doctor if u really that care.

Dont tell me if u eat like shit and u expect your shit to be healthy.
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QUOTE(MSA @ May 14 2008, 11:47 AM)
I care ......
But feel free to eat yours first before asking me to eat  whistling.gif
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tongue.gif biggrin.gif joking la bro... morning ma.. wake up abit...

actually i read some articles before, those prof. said.. look at the colors.. float or sink.. is depends on the food we taken..
not too sure... might got wrong too..
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post May 14 2008, 12:09 PM


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I think if we produce sinkers, those are the by products of oily food.
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QUOTE(jonglik @ May 14 2008, 11:50 AM)
tongue.gif  biggrin.gif  joking la bro... morning ma.. wake up abit...

actually i read some articles before, those prof. said.. look at the colors.. float or sink.. is depends on the food we taken..
not too sure... might got wrong too..
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Wondering have you makan already or not. Reading this before makan have already spoilt my appetite brows.gif

QUOTE(jiaxun @ May 14 2008, 11:50 AM)
it depends on what kind of food you eat most. floating, mostly highly fibered food. sink, mostly non-fibered food
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QUOTE(smallbug @ May 14 2008, 12:09 PM)
I think if we produce sinkers, those are the by products of oily food.
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So meaning our faeces must be floating to be healthy ....

Just out of curiosity what about smell ..... I don't drink coffee but it smells like coffee ... shakehead.gif
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HAHA what an interesting topic!! my ass mostly produces submarine shits. rarely does it float, if ever even.

im wondering how TS conducted his "research" haha.
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QUOTE(MSA @ May 14 2008, 12:13 PM)

Wondering have you makan already or not. Reading this before makan have already spoilt my appetite  brows.gif
So meaning our faeces must be floating to be healthy ....

Just out of curiosity what about smell ..... I don't drink coffee but it smells like coffee ...  shakehead.gif
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of cuz makan lioa.. but this wont make me cant eat later... unless 2 girls 1 cup video suddenly show in front of me...

for the smell, i guess u didnt drink alot water rite? and how many days u "make business" once?
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QUOTE(MSA @ May 14 2008, 12:13 PM)
Just out of curiosity what about smell ..... I don't drink coffee but it smells like coffee ...  shakehead.gif
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ask you a question,
rotten meat or rotten vegetable more smelly? your feces just like it. if you eat more meat, your feces will be more smelly.

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QUOTE(jonglik @ May 14 2008, 12:21 PM)
of cuz makan lioa.. but this wont make me cant eat later... unless 2 girls 1 cup video suddenly show in front of me...

for the smell, i guess u didnt drink alot water rite? and how many days u "make business" once?
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Esh don't talk nonsense .. my lunch time coming soon sweat.gif

I drink PLENTY of water ... at office i make sure i drink at least 8 cups not regular cup but the large one (like large starbuck coffee cup rclxm9.gif )

But the funny thing is i don't drink coffee but it smells like coffee once in a while .... it's weird ...i usually do my business once a day .....
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post May 14 2008, 12:59 PM


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i know if i drink coffee.. my next pee smells like coffee..
never had coffee smell poo-poo...
but there's papaya smell poo-poo...
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post May 14 2008, 01:14 PM


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MSA. Take a picture of your floating poop in the toilet bowl the next time you take a dump. Then we'll let everyone here analyze it.
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post May 14 2008, 01:28 PM


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QUOTE(darklight79 @ May 14 2008, 01:14 PM)
MSA. Take a picture of your floating poop in the toilet bowl the next time you take a dump. Then we'll let everyone here analyze it.
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no use looking at the pic of poo-poo la.. shakehead.gif
looks the same..it's either floating or sinking...hard ot soft.. liquid or rock form..
haha

let the experts analyze it..
hopefully some expert will come into this thread and give more info..
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post May 14 2008, 02:03 PM


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QUOTE(darklight79 @ May 14 2008, 01:14 PM)
MSA. Take a picture of your floating poop in the toilet bowl the next time you take a dump. Then we'll let everyone here analyze it.
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WAH .... this is extreme man....
Thingking about it also quite ..........................
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aah, i heard dr. oz talking about this on oprah, but wasn't paying attention. if i'm not mistaken, it's supposed to sink..
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post May 14 2008, 02:08 PM


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QUOTE(budakjahat @ May 14 2008, 02:03 PM)
aah, i heard dr. oz talking about this on oprah, but wasn't paying attention. if i'm not mistaken, it's supposed to sink..
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Why?
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QUOTE(elena_k @ May 14 2008, 01:28 PM)
no use looking at the pic of poo-poo la.. shakehead.gif
looks the same..it's either floating or sinking...hard ot soft.. liquid or rock form..
haha

let the experts analyze it..
hopefully some expert will come into this thread and give more info..
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QUOTE(MSA @ May 14 2008, 02:03 PM)
WAH .... this is extreme man....
Thingking about it also quite ..........................
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Why not? It's gonna be so awesome. You guys don't think so? sad.gif I'm sure MP will have a fit though.
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post May 14 2008, 02:18 PM


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here, take this medal

shittiest topic i ever read.
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QUOTE(alanyuppie @ May 14 2008, 02:18 PM)
here, take this medal

shittiest topic i ever read.
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not as shitty as the ones posted in kopitiam..
it's still a health issue here..
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QUOTE(alanyuppie @ May 14 2008, 02:18 PM)
here, take this medal

shittiest topic i ever read.
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You've are too humble my friend.


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post May 14 2008, 02:54 PM


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eat petai, pee will smell like petai
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float, banana shaped and brown poo is a healthy one.

enough of fibre and hydrated keep the poo float and in one piece of banana shaped.
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any high fibre eater here can confirm this ? your poo float ? haha
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QUOTE(kurtkob78 @ May 14 2008, 02:54 PM)
eat petai, pee will smell like petai
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yes yes i know.. heard it from the elders.. petai actually cleanses the urine system..

but we're talking bout faeces now.. not urine.. haha

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post May 14 2008, 03:08 PM


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well...they maybe some food that are eated cause some sort of toxic removed from our body and excess fat/oil is discharged.

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QUOTE(Chyan @ May 14 2008, 03:08 PM)
well...they maybe some food that are eated cause some sort of toxic removed from our body and excess fat/oil is discharged.
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well i heard of sometimes when u poo-poo.. the surroundings of the pooed, have oil.... wink.gif
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yea.. maybe the 'Anus' is coated with it blink.gif
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QUOTE(Chyan @ May 14 2008, 03:13 PM)
yea.. maybe the 'Anus' is coated with it  blink.gif
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WAHAHAHAH ...

But from what i know if i fast food, my *ahem* will become very watery .......
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QUOTE(Chyan @ May 14 2008, 03:13 PM)
yea.. maybe the 'Anus' is coated with it  blink.gif
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ROFL~

aiyo can't stop laughing.. maybe eh.. some residue... due to too much oily food...
easier to poo-poo out also..
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Eat dragon fruit a... Easy eat easy out .. Who care if its floating or not, u c the shape, if look like banana ok oredi! biggrin.gif
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QUOTE(Chyan @ May 14 2008, 03:18 PM)
Eat dragon fruit a... Easy eat easy out ..  Who care if its floating or not, u c the shape, if look like banana ok oredi! biggrin.gif
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eat papaya also easy out la.. and got aroma.. hehe
ooo.. just found from the web that..healthy faeces@stools will both float and be firm as well as a slight curve at the end (that mimics the shape of the colon).
if that is ur faeces means ur bowels are extracting the necessary amount of water from the stool before defecation.

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Wahahaha this is weird ...

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But look at the one below the post ... Human Faeces killing rivers ....
I'm guessing we should try to poo less doh.gif

I think majority fruits & vegetables does promote to healthy colon but i'd also heard that papaya is one of the best one as well.

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i can't eat papaya... If do i will have a bad stomache!! and goes straight out, diarrhea.. Got one day i look pale from it xD
So haven't eat it for 3 years now!

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QUOTE(Chyan @ May 14 2008, 03:48 PM)
i can't eat papaya... If do i will have a bad stomache!! and goes straight out, diarrhea.. Got one day i look pale from it xD
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wah express!!!
can do detox like that...
allergic or what?
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Dunno.. But i think so...
scared edi.. dun wanna eat xD
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It's hard to see shit floating in the toilet bowl. You guys should see a dog poo, hard like rock, confirm can float sial. laugh.gif
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QUOTE(zeist @ May 14 2008, 03:55 PM)
It's hard to see shit floating in the toilet bowl. You guys should see a dog poo, hard like rock, confirm can float sial.  laugh.gif
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hard like rock can float meh? blink.gif blink.gif

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Double post, deleted.

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QUOTE(zeist @ May 14 2008, 03:55 PM)
It's hard to see shit floating in the toilet bowl. You guys should see a dog poo, hard like rock, confirm can float sial.  laugh.gif
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u must let ur doggy poo-poo in the toilet bowl then only confirm..

QUOTE(Chyan @ May 14 2008, 03:57 PM)
hard like rock can float meh?  blink.gif  blink.gif
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maybe looks hard like rock from the outside but hollow inside.. hehe
you'll never know.. see.. apple floats


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Hmmm... airpocket..eww Dun 'pecah it ..if do.. .. shocking.gif
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This shit talk is interesting, already 3 pages.
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Yea.. shit man cool2.gif

Its what we do everyday.. lol
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Doggy poo are different than human poo right ... i mean both are still pooo but human tends to eat more crapz than dogs ... like junk food , processed food and etc and that will really affect your final product ..hehehe

i'm also shocking.gif to see it reaching 3 pages .. so quick lol
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Hmm.. yea.. they're denser x.x and harder, becuz they dont drink much.. and eat mostly dry foods..
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QUOTE(Chyan @ May 14 2008, 04:47 PM)
Hmm.. yea.. they're denser x.x and harder, becuz they dont drink much.. and eat mostly dry foods..
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if we eat like dogs, i dun think we can poo-poo out...

notice that if eat curry and have less intake of liquid..
when poo-ing wah like eating curry.. damn hot

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QUOTE(elena_k @ May 14 2008, 05:02 PM)
if we eat like dogs, i dun think we can poo-poo out...

notice that if eat curry and have less intake of liquid..
when poo-ing wah like eating curry.. damn hot
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Sometimes after eating the dhall/curry.. phwoar.. can squirt it out like a geyser man.. powerful...
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QUOTE(smallbug @ May 14 2008, 05:25 PM)
Sometimes after eating the dhall/curry.. phwoar.. can squirt it out like a geyser man.. powerful...
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WAH LAU EH ........ that is VIOLENT ! ...
But dhall/curry don't really have strong effect on me but if i eat SUPER spicy Food it's not surprising if my faeces becomes liquid .....
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Floating shit means healthy.
Sinking shit means too much toxins.
No shit means you are in deep shit.
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QUOTE(4Rings @ May 14 2008, 05:38 PM)
Floating shit means healthy.
Sinking shit means too much toxins.
No shit means you are in deep shit.
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LMAO !!!

oh shittt, i have too much toxins in my body.

new objective acquired: get my shit to start floating rclxms.gif
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wow... i didnt know a mere poop can get so interesting....

it's good to know new things these days... tongue.gif
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QUOTE(4Rings @ May 14 2008, 05:38 PM)
Floating shit means healthy.
Sinking shit means too much toxins.
No shit means you are in deep shit.
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You missed out too much shit as well .... WAHHAHAHA ...... brows.gif
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Thats why we adopted shit into the vocabulary! whistling.gif doh.gif

If eat curry can shit like geiser, u cannot sit well man! xD

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Thats why we adopted shit into the vocabulary!  whistling.gif  doh.gif

If eat curry can shit like geiser, u cannot sit well man! xD
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i dont know bout you guys..but i notice whenever i ate oily food, the shit will float...whenever the food i eat is not oily, it'll sink...
sounds shitty...but thats what i found out myself...i may be wrong about it tho sweat.gif
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I notice that if I eat a lot of meat then my fecal become sinking.

If I eat a lot of fruits and vegetable then my fecal become floating. If I eat pitaya, then my shit can find the pitaya seeds and become purple.
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I hear float shit is mean to be healtyh rather sink
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LOL guess what i found by typing "floating shit" in google? bloody humorous!

Floating And Sinking Poop

Della asks:
What happens if your poop floats? Does that mean something?


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Dear Della,
Judging by the number of times it is asked, this question is a source of great concern to the masses. The Floaters versus Sinkers controversy (hey, wouldn't those be great names for PoopReport basketball teams?) has been raging since time began... OK, since the Internet began... OK, since this morning.


WHAT MAKES POOP FLOAT?

Surprisingly, not what you might think.

Conventional medical wisdom attributes Floaters to the amount of fat in your poop. While this IS true for certain diseases (cystic fibrosis, celiac disease, biliary atresia, abetalipoprotenimia and a few other weird sounding illnesses), it is NOT true for your run-of-the-mill healthy person.

Vegetarians would have you believe that the "perfect" stool (that is, one uncontaminated by the consumption of animal parts) is the Floater. Many vegetarians have spent their entire lives in the quest to produce perfection -- when in fact no particular diet can reliably produce Floaters. The vast majority of us bring forth Sinkers.

Sinkers really need a good P.R. person -- they have gotten a bad rap over the ages. Sure, Floaters are cute and all, but a good solid Sinker will never let you down.


BACK TO WHAT MAKES POOP FLOAT...

Actually, it is gas that does it. Increased levels of air and gas in the poop make it less dense, and cause it to float. Simple as that. Dietary changes can lead to an increase in the amount of gas produced by the bacteria that live in the gut, which is probably what the vegetarians are basing their whole "perfect stool" theory on. I don't know -- the whole time I was vegan I never consistently produced Floaters.

Then, after a couple of years, I grew disenchanted and yearned for a hamburger. And that was the end of Poonurse the Vegetarian.


WHY DOES IT MATTER?

Well, I'm a little unclear on that. It must matter greatly to a lot of people, or else they wouldn't take so much time to write to me about it. I guess it could matter if you are worried that you are sick or something.

If you have diarrheal-esque Floaters for more than two weeks, you may have a malabsorption problem -- a dysfunction of the GI tract that affects the body's ability to digest and absorb fat. Acute gastrointestinal infections can also result in increased gas content in the intestines, due to rapid movement of stool through the GI tract.


SO WHAT?

So I am forced to assume that Floaters are NOT the most desirable of all stools. Sinkers are by far more common. Don't spend your life chowing down on tofu burgers just because you think you are being cheated out of a Floater. Neither tofu burgers nor Floaters are worth the trouble. Sinkers are our destiny.

Thanks for asking Poonurse!

Poonurse is an RN with 25 years experience in labor and delivery. Her qualifications include seeing a lot of poop, and owning a computer. Also, she works in Michigan, which she calls the a$$h0l3 of the universe, so that's another bit of credibility. Got a question for her?

LMAO !! rclxms.gif rclxms.gif rclxms.gif

source: http://www.poopreport.com/Doctor/Content/float.html

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ooo.. so now we've got the official names for poos....

FLOATERS vs. SINKERS > which one are you? haha

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thanks for the info.....thou
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Hey i wanna ask something. Yeah it maybe disgusting but it is one of our daily lives that we must do everyday (in the toilet  brows.gif )

I was having a conversation with a friend of mine and he kept insisting that the faeces is suppose to be floating not sinking. Of course I did some research but mainly there's a very strong argument that it either suppose to sink or float. How strongly does our faeces reflect our diet and our health ??

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this may be disgusting but we can judge our health by it. Once a friend of mine, who study medical told me that we can know by the colors. But I cant remember much sad.gif

All I remember is if the poo is in shape, gold/ yellowish in color & floating, that's healthy. There is a reason why the poo sink but I cant remember. If you poo poo smell terrible & extremely stink, meaning your colon is dirty & full of craps. And if you sh1t grey in color meaning that there is a chance of getting cancer..

So don't play play & take a glance at your 'precious' before you flush it away. laugh.gif

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QUOTE(blackburry @ May 14 2008, 09:20 PM)
this may be disgusting but we can judge our health by it. Once a friend of mine, who study medical told me that we can know by the colors. But I cant remember much sad.gif

All I remember is if the poo is in shape, gold/ yellowish in color & floating, that's healthy. There is a reason why the poo sink but I cant remember. If you poo poo smell terrible & extremely stink, meaning your colon is dirty & full of craps. And if you sh1t grey in color meaning that there is a chance of getting cancer..

So don't play play & take a glance at your 'precious' before you flush it away.  laugh.gif
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lol then ur colon got wad inside, flowers and jewellery? LOL
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lol then ur colon got wad inside, flowers and jewellery? LOL
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QUOTE(blackburry @ May 14 2008, 09:20 PM)
this may be disgusting but we can judge our health by it. Once a friend of mine, who study medical told me that we can know by the colors. But I cant remember much sad.gif

All I remember is if the poo is in shape, gold/ yellowish in color & floating, that's healthy. There is a reason why the poo sink but I cant remember. If you poo poo smell terrible & extremely stink, meaning your colon is dirty & full of craps. And if you sh1t grey in color meaning that there is a chance of getting cancer..

So don't play play & take a glance at your 'precious' before you flush it away.  laugh.gif
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yeah i do take a peek at what comes out of me..
sometimes i see vege.. haha
but then, that will tells that my vegetables didn't get digested properly.. hehe
it's not so bad actually.. everyone needs to shit..

here.. a picture chart to share with you guys.. whistling.gif

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*noted Type 1 and 2 on the chart indicate constipation


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lol then ur colon got wad inside, flowers and jewellery? LOL
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eh dun play play ar...
last time my grandfather.. he had bloody stools..
then he was diagnosed with stomach ulcer..
luckily got treated at early stage..

bloody stools is one of the early symptoms.. so don't be ignorant..
your shit communicates.. it's tells you things you don't know.. brows.gif

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yeah i do take a peek at what comes out of me..
sometimes i see vege.. haha
but then, that will tells that my vegetables didn't get digested properly.. hehe
it's not so bad actually.. everyone needs to shit..

here.. a picture chart to share with you guys..  whistling.gif

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eh dun play play ar...
last time my grandfather.. he had bloody stools..
then he was diagnosed with stomach ulcer..
luckily got treated at early stage..

bloody stools is one of the early symptoms.. so don't be ignorant..
your shit communicates.. it's tells you things you don't know.. brows.gif
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rclxms.gif rclxms.gif nice !! hahha
dat day i shit jus like no.6. same like you it contain in-digested vege. but mine mixed with some chili's floating on top tongue.gif
better eat less chili's laugh.gif
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type 4 looks delicious drool.gif

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That chart is funnay.

Let's rename them.

Type 1 will be peanuts.
Type 2 will be corndogs.
Type 3 will be hotdogs.
Type 4 will be chilli.
Type 5 will be famous amos.
Type 6 will be cotton candy.
Type 7 will be coca cola/pepsi.


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QUOTE(blackburry @ May 14 2008, 09:39 PM)
rclxms.gif  rclxms.gif nice !! hahha
dat day i shit jus like no.6. same like you it contain in-digested vege. but mine mixed with some chili's floating on top tongue.gif
better eat less chili's laugh.gif
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the chart description of stools.. are kinda like talking about candy/food.. haha
got fluffy got nuts.. and got even sausage...

chilli.. i never had that... i've had nuts before... icon_idea.gif


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That chart is funnay.

Let's rename them.

Type 1 will be peanuts.
Type 2 will be corndogs.
Type 3 will be hotdogs.
Type 4 will be chilli.
Type 5 will be famous amos.
Type 6 will be cotton candy.
Type 7 will be coca cola/pepsi.
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yay that's what i'm talking about...

good to have the same minds here...

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macha, taip 3 hotdogs kasi satu boleh? tambah chilli tambah mayonnaise, tak mau sayor. coke kurang manis satu!
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QUOTE(wallpaper89 @ May 14 2008, 09:48 PM)
macha, taip 3 hotdogs kasi satu boleh? tambah chilli tambah mayonnaise, tak mau sayor. coke kurang manis satu!
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WAH i couldn't believe where this topic have got us into .. hahaha ...

From shit to food ..... cool2.gif
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QUOTE(wallpaper89 @ May 14 2008, 09:48 PM)
macha, taip 3 hotdogs kasi satu boleh? tambah chilli tambah mayonnaise, tak mau sayor. coke kurang manis satu!
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ok.. let's all combine together and get the job done...
wallpaper89 is hungry dy....
you want all mix together or put the sauce separately?
hehe joking only ar...

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i gonna print tat menu out & stick it to my wall... laugh.gif
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i gonna print tat menu out & stick it to my wall... laugh.gif
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i think i'm going to do that too..
maybe wanna bring to the shop and make bigger and laminate it..
so my kids can check their stools everyday...
it's good to start them now..

eh why bookshops don't sell this kind of poster..
it's kinda educational.. blush.gif
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QUOTE(elena_k @ May 14 2008, 09:53 PM)
i think i'm going to do that too..
maybe wanna bring to the shop and make bigger and laminate it..
so my kids can check their stools everyday...
it's good to start them now..

eh why bookshops don't sell this kind of poster..
it's kinda educational.. blush.gif
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HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA..... i cant stop laughing laugh.gif
i wonder how wat fella goin to react ...

anyway... tis is good for our knowledge actually sweat.gif
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rclxub.gif

whether float or sink, doesnt matter, janji do it regularly to expel our toxins.
most important is that when you poo, got no blood...


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Type 4 can be found at 1901 or Subway. thumbup.gif
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if it float means you eat lots of fibre.
if it sinks that means not enough fibre.

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this is one hell of a shit topic. we should really post up your shit pictures man.. here.. let me start..

» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «


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QUOTE(jones007 @ May 14 2008, 11:08 PM)
this is one hell of a shit topic. we should really post up your shit pictures man.. here.. let me start..

» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «

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Your shit is toooooo solid my man .. you need more fibre
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Your shit is toooooo solid my man .. you need more fibre
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more liquid too...how did that even came out from you... haha
it's not in the chart either.. something is wrong with you.. better go check.. laugh.gif

'jones007' you got me excited for awhile... tot really can analyze ur poo

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strange that the shittiest topic gets all the attention in the HnF forum... 5 pages in one day, LOL

btw, so is it true that a floater or a sinker determines if u have a diet problem? the article i posted earlier from poopreport.com concludes with this:

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So I am forced to assume that Floaters are NOT the most desirable of all stools. Sinkers are by far more common. Don't spend your life chowing down on tofu burgers just because you think you are being cheated out of a Floater. Neither tofu burgers nor Floaters are worth the trouble. Sinkers are our destiny.

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I can't believe this is actually a legit topic, what's next scatology or urinotherapy?
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QUOTE(Polaris @ May 15 2008, 05:15 AM)
I can't believe this is actually a legit topic, what's next scatology or urinotherapy?
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urine is a good topic.... we could start the topic up.. rclxms.gif
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Pardon my ignorance, but isn't faeces restricted to solids?
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Pardon my ignorance, but isn't faeces restricted to solids?
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dun think so.. faeces can be classified as SOLID and WATERY

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*Co-authored by gastroenterologist Anish Sheth, this book describes the medical causality for various poop phenomenon. Informative diagrams provided by illustrator Peter Arkle.

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Ok then let me rephrase, exit through back door = faeces. what about the front door? also faeces ?
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Ok then let me rephrase, exit through back door = faeces. what about the front door? also faeces ?
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nope.... vomit is puke.. and puke is vomit..
But there is fecal vomitting.. which is very unusual.

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Ew.. that's yucky,, never heard that before but it's true... so, always exit the back door..
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nope.... vomit is puke.. and puke is vomit..
But there is fecal vomitting.. which is very unusual.
Ew.. that's yucky,, never heard that before but it's true... so, always exit the back door..
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OK that is totally from the intestine .... which i believe it's pretty rare ...........
Vomit usually it's from the stomach up .......esh ....
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Ok, so has anyone vomited through the back door before?
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Ok, so has anyone vomited through the back door before?
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elaborate more on vomit thru the back door.... ohmy.gif

how to vomit from the back door...
can't coughed it out..
unless you meant diarrhea?
well everyone experienced that before... it's the same like vomit.. only thing is that it went into the highway and down the milkyway..

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Ok, so has anyone vomited through the back door before?
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Is vomiting thru backdoor like your food isn't digested at all or what ..... i'm getting very curious

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Is vomiting thru backdoor like your food isn't digested at all or what ..... i'm getting very curious
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Yes, instead of making a U turn.. it decides to utilise the trunk road all the way past the chocolate highway and exit.
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Yes, instead of making a U turn.. it decides to utilise the trunk road all the way past the chocolate highway and exit.
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haha i'm still lost.. help me

vomit exits the mouth
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those vomitting shit are those uttering shit. its the same isn't it? lol
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those vomitting shit are those uttering shit. its the same isn't it? lol
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haha you could say that...
well both are shitty and both stinks..
it still comes out of our body...

only difference is the outcome..

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DAmn 5 page liao?

so fast.. tongue.gif

~that poop table is nice.. i mostly have type 4 ,5 .6
lmao!
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haha i'm still lost.. help me

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Yuck... that wreaks yawn.gif
All they eat is cheesefingers, qurllies, and what not.

They should listen to Jamie Oliver.. tongue.gif
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post May 15 2008, 05:16 PM


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QUOTE(Chyan @ May 15 2008, 02:50 PM)
Yuck... that wreaks yawn.gif
All they eat is cheesefingers, qurllies, and what not.

They should listen to Jamie Oliver.. tongue.gif
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maybe they ate too much twinkies...and oreos...
then vomit come out like poo-poo color.. wink.gif


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QUOTE(Chyan @ May 15 2008, 02:23 PM)
DAmn 5 page liao?

so fast.. tongue.gif

~that poop table is nice.. i mostly have type 4 ,5 .6
lmao!
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well i've experienced type 2-7 before..
my kids have type 1.. kinda like little chocs... so cute.. and can count them... brows.gif
there was once, i had food poisoning.. i had type 7 for 15 times non-stop from 10pm-6am..
felt like crap.. like jelly after that... rclxub.gif

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QUOTE(Chyan @ May 15 2008, 02:50 PM)
Yuck... that wreaks yawn.gif
All they eat is cheesefingers, qurllies, and what not.

They should listen to Jamie Oliver.. tongue.gif
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Ours better

Malaysian school = nasi lemak, meehoon, kuih lapis and etc .. rclxms.gif

Our school food are crap. It's not common to see our children so skinny crapping biji biji .... i think parents sometimes should monitor what they poo poo ... hahah .. cuz poo poo can't lie ........ brows.gif

Mother: What have you been eating at school
Child: Erm... SALAD ...
Mother: Your LYING .. your poo poo say you don't look like you have been eating salad ..

*Out comes the cane*

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Ours better but NOT by much.. cool2.gif

All food there too damn high in calories and they cook using used oil over and over again.. doh.gif

You never know because they just eat!!

I don't eat canteen foods.. shakehead.gif
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QUOTE(Chyan @ May 15 2008, 08:40 PM)
Ours better but NOT by much..  cool2.gif

All food there too damn high in calories and they cook using used oil over and over again.. doh.gif

You never know because they just eat!!

I don't eat canteen foods..  shakehead.gif
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yeah i saw the way they prepare food for the students in my son's school..
first the oil was use to fry chicken, then sausages, then nuggets.. etc sweat.gif
so contaminated.. no wonder poo-poo also not right...

i never let my son have canteen food.. u can see so many cases of students have food poisoning in schools...
so scary.. we adults have diarrhea is bad enough... apa pula kids.. shakehead.gif

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ROFL @ the salad one!!! rclxms.gif

QUOTE(Chyan @ May 15 2008, 08:40 PM)
All food there too damn high in calories and they cook using used oil over and over again.. doh.gif
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that applies to malaysia too, or at least for my high school haha.. they'll reuse the oil over and over again through out the day to cut cost.

lol elena like damn rajin studying about poo, damn active in this thread...
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QUOTE(wallpaper89 @ May 15 2008, 09:52 PM)
ROFL @ the salad one!!!  rclxms.gif
that applies to malaysia too, or at least for my high school haha.. they'll reuse the oil over and over again through out the day to cut cost.

lol elena like damn rajin studying about poo, damn active in this thread...
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yup...
i've got 3 kids' poo to study about.. haha
lab rats...
newborn babies poo are the worst... but not so smelly.. hehe
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Had a bowel movement last night, flushed it down before I remembered this thread. Wanted to photograph it.
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QUOTE(smallbug @ May 21 2008, 02:24 PM)
Had a bowel movement last night, flushed it down before I remembered this thread. Wanted to photograph it.
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I thought this topic was flushed down already sweat.gif


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QUOTE(smallbug @ May 21 2008, 02:24 PM)
Had a bowel movement last night, flushed it down before I remembered this thread. Wanted to photograph it.
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haiseh... keep us update mer..
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