right folks. i'm gonna do a bbq, and as my last bbq went balls up, i'm now going to gather some consensus on what makes a bbq kick-ass. so, peeps, tell me what makes a good bbq. deliver.

1. booze.
2. the pit.
3. not holding it in the winter.
4. water / extinguisher (i've set myself on fire cooking before, so...)
5. lotsa meat. (and tissues in case dgrebel comes) includes chikins. no watermelons.
6. chicks (no prob)
7. a lake
8. skinny-dipping (probably not. lake infested with ducks, geese and swans. plus its a uni. i don't want to get bum-secksed.)#
9. weed. will a shisha do?
10. lamb-and-mint

This post has been edited by empyreal: May 13 2008, 07:48 PM

1. booze.

last time it was stella. quite okay, but frankly its piss. will try with some polish tyskie this time.

speaking of booze, what's good? no tigers.

one of the girls' a bartendress...

liquor... nah, not on my budget. had a ton of zubrowka vodka the other day. polish vodkas are cheap let me tell ya. too bad there's none of it left.

no prob with you fellas coming. it's in colchester, btw.
i'll hold another bbq when i get back though. but that's another story, what.

This post has been edited by empyreal: May 13 2008, 01:09 AM

might be able to get that girl to bring that shisha thing as well...

the light might be tricky, can't block the sun. the music is also difficult, unless i can harness electricity from ducks.

rather unfortunately, ducks can't do quick on the mill. they kinda waddle instead of run. i can try to make them circle on top of us to block the sun, but then we'll be covered in duck-shit.

anymore suggestions - what type of food, beers, games to play, what?

aww... moved...

beer pong? pray tell. the only trick i know is to get girls drunk and turn up the radiator. fun.

bump!

pics from mah previous bbq. just fo sho'.



ah shit. facebook pics can't be loaded. awww... http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=17218&id=507073862

since the parking lots a bit of a way away, the only way to get even a bit of music is to jack the volume up to max and leave the car doors open.

"mate, why's the music getting fainter and fainter?"
"dude, my car's jacked!"
"aw man, now i gotta carry this bloody bbq pit home on foot now."
"fo' shizzle."

and all the king's horses, and all the king's men,
couldn't put dumpty together again...

except probably have some breakfast. but that sounds like cannibalism.

i knew those tissues would come in handy.

that is a good, and expensive, idea...

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Added on May 13, 2008, 8:02 pmthe update



1. booze.
2. the pit.
3. not holding it in the winter.
4. water / extinguisher (i've set myself on fire cooking before, so...)
5. lotsa meat. (and tissues in case dgrebel comes) includes chikins. no watermelons.
6. chicks (no prob)
7. a lake
8. skinny-dipping (probably not. lake infested with ducks, geese and swans. plus its a uni. i don't want to get bum-secksed.)#
9. weed. will a shisha do?
10. lamb-and-mint
11. a spitted animal; boars, lamb, buffalo, whatever.
12. marshmallows (omg omg omg!)
13. music (i play da jack johnson and dave matthews, no?)

seriously, no one else done any manly food-cooking here? eh, EH?!

not everything here will be on, i say. im not a rich mofo, ya know?

This post has been edited by empyreal: May 13 2008, 08:55 PM

marshmallows and spitted pigs (or lamb ala big fat greek wedding, that'll be awesomeness personified!) are generally for big fires. if you see the pictures, my pit is a cheapo from argos. will keep that in mind if the fire gets out of control,though.

"dude! the fires out of control! we're gonna die!"
"well, at least we got this spitted pig here. pass me that marshmallow."

i want an unlame barbecue, but having it filled with testosterone will be a bonus. having it filled with hot horny chicks is also a bonus.

music impractical. okay, the spit lamb is impractical as well. skinny dipping also. point taken.

lack of electrical points, lack of duck-to-megawatt conversion generator, lack of parking space.

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Added on May 13, 2008, 9:01 pmstill, it would be cool...




This post has been edited by empyreal: May 13 2008, 09:01 PM

that is so 80s.