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Movies FAST & FURIOUS: Movies Discussion Thread, 1 - 9 and Spinoffs

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Goblinsk8er
post May 27 2013, 12:56 AM

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Imagine this: A family of four.
Dad just got his first vacation in 5 years, working his ass off for his family.
Family has been saving up money this whole time, just to take the kids on an extended beach vacation.
Finally, it's time to go. Everyone packs up in the car, and the dog jumps in the back.

Halfway to the beach:
Kid: Are we there yet? Dad: Almost! Who's excited? Kids: Yaaaaaaay! Mom: Aw, sweetie, you spilled your cup. Dad: Here, let me get some napkins out of the console.
Kid: Tank, Daddy, Tank!
Dad: What tank? OH SHI- "BAAAAAAAM"
Tank pancakes car. You hear the agonizing whimpers of a dog who's had its rear legs crushed. Blood and flesh mixes with the gasoline and oil pooling under the car.

Uhh yeah, that actually happened in the latest FAST AND FURIOUS SIX.

 

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